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Speculative Grammarian:

Volume CXCV, Number 3 (February 2026)

Ultimate Issue

De La SpecGrammatologie—A Letter to Future Historians of Satirical Linguistics—Trey “Jacquey D” Jones

Letters to the Editor

Linguimericks & The Lingumerickocalypse—Book १०५

Increasing Linguistic Self-Referentiality in Weird Ways—Γραμματο-Χαοτικον

Assessing the Impact of Speculative Grammarian on the Reconstitution of Nonparametric Satirical Meta-Theory—Trent Slater

Metrical Dimorphism: An Onomastic Noun-Verb Hypothesis—G.R.R. L’Power & Lexi Kahn

Falsehoods About Linguistics—N. Correct, N. Accurate, and Aaron Nius

Further Studies in Multilingual Stimuli Incongruence—An Experimental Study Preregistration—Badkamer Schildpad Syrup

Lost Media: Linguistics Rock!—The SpecGram Media Elves™

The Evocative Case: New Data from Nahuatlepec de Santiago Ramón y Cajal—Adam Baker

The Secret Life of Agentives—Maxwell Smart, B.A. and “Susan” “Hilton”, 99 Ph.D.s

The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective

Linguistics & The Beginner’s Mind—Keʜ Ɯo Ɯᴎʜ, Þн.δ., Кеп Ѕһо Ѕһіп, Рһ.ԁ., & ’Enzō ’Enrȳ ’Einz̄ ’Enrīquez, Ph.đ

Folk Linguistics—The SpecGram Folklore Elves™

SpecGammon—An Historical Appreciation—Tab L. Gaîmes, Ph.D.

Dimensional Feature Analysis of English Prepositions—CJ Quines

Bilge Ise Köpeğinden Bahseder—Artemus Zebulon Pratt

Auto-Orwelliscope—Arnot Underhill and ArDerhill—Advertisement

Punct Rock—4 CD Collection!—Advertisement

Psammeticus Press Warehouse Moving Sale—Advertisement

SpecGram Estates—A Retirement Community By Linguists, For Linguists—Advertisement

Rasmus Rask Zigzag Puzzle XX—Lila Rosa Grau

Change A Little, Change A Lot Challenge—An Orthographophonetical Puzzle—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur & The SpecGram Überlinguistaffen

Change A Little, Change A Lot Challenge—Example Word Pairs—The SpecGram Überlinguistaffen & Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

More to Come?

Volume CXCV, Number 2 (November 2025)

Penultimate Issue

I Will Not Say: Do Not Weep; For Not All Tears Are An Evil—A Letter From the Surviving Editors

Linguimericks—Book १०४

Minute_DU Mystery_PL—The Case of Death in the Stacks—D. J. Lobos

Where are the Ghost Linguists?—Δρ. I.C. Дедпи Пол, Þн.δ.

A Compendium of Preferred Grammatical Inflections Across Select Demographic Cohorts—Declan Tchinovsky and Mairead O’Bleek

Monkey See, Human Do—Mongo Yalbag

Table-Top Role-Playing Games For With Against in Spite of Linguists—Birucë Shkërbadër

The Library of Never-Written Books, Part II—Beebly O’Gnost & Libby R. Arian

Advice for Creating Your Orthography—Empire of Earth™

The Joke’s on Us! Part II—Hugh Merrous, Joe King and Belle E. Laffgh

An Excursus in Orthographic Cosmology and/or Cosmological Orthography of the Babelverse—Claudette von Helganschtein Searsplainpockets & Helgi von Helganschtein Searsplainpockets

Word Problems for Linguists—Book Announcement from Panini Press

Mix & Match ‖‖‖—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Phonetic Drop Quote III—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur

Rasmus Rask Parallel Puzzle XIX—Lila Rosa Grau

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCV, Number 1 (September 2025)

Antepenultimate Issue

A Letter from Editor Emeritus Tim Pulju

Letters to the Editor

Linguimericks—Book १०३

Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

Minute_DU Mystery_PL—The Case of the March Madness Murder—D. J. Lobos

The Library of Never-Written Books, Part I—Beebly O’Gnost & Libby R. Arian

How to Write a Speculative Grammarian Article—The Editors

The Solution to Poor Pedantry is... More, Better Pedantry—Bück Würm, E. G. Ghed, and Petra Gogue

The Joke’s on Us! Part I—Hugh Merrous, Joe King, and Belle E. Laffgh

Meeting Notes of the Société de Linguistique de Paris (c. 100,000 BCE)—Avery Iger Professor-of-Linguistics-at-the-University-of-Oxford

The Adventure of the Bandicoot Delivery—John Watson, M.D.

Mix & Match §§§—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Double-Dot Wide Ling d’Ꙫ-ku—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur

Rasmus Rask Zigzag Puzzle XVIII—Lila Rosa Grau

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Endnotes

Volume CXCIV, Number 4 (July 2025)

Preantepenultimate Issue

The Letter of Law and the Law of the Letter—Orville Graff

Linguimericks—Book १०२

In the Club—M. M. Not Cool K. feat. Shrillex

Bʀoᴋɛɴ Nɛws Nɛᴛwoʀᴋ

Everything Is Syntax—Count Rex Amplin

Minute_DU Mystery_PL—The Case of the Ex-Bird—D. J. Lobos

Naming Practices Among the vonWilliamsXerxesYoyoZyzygyville Elite—Helgi von Helganschtein Searsplainpockets & Claudette von Helganschtein Searsplainpockets

Linguists’ Pets—Κατ Ο’Ικίδιο & A. Mānsuētum

Plumbing the Orthographic Depths—Djacq-Jhacq Kū-Stowe

The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective

Linguistics’ Most Common Initialism: A Celebration of PLP—Penelope, Lysander, and Patricia

A Proposal for Introducing the Progressive, Ancient JGHAR Practice to Increase Mental Stability and Productivity within the Linguistics Community—Prof. P. Grimes XXVII

Non-Syntactic Structures—Book Announcement from Socialist Republic Press

Introducing the Clue-by-Four™—ACME Construction Grammar, Inc.—Advertisement

Mechanical Metaphors We Don’t Live By... But Should!—Book Announcement & Extended Preview from Panini Press

Mix & Match ‡‡‡—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Rasmus Rask Parallel Puzzle XVII—Lila Rosa Grau

PhonoDokunetics—Triple Mini LingDoku—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCIV, Number 3 (February 2025)

Propreantepenultimate Issue

The /bɪɡɪnɪŋ/ of the /ɛnd/—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

Linguimericks—Book १०१

Name Dropping ~ Noam Dropping—A Linguistic Symphony In Four-Plus-One Micro Vowel Bowel Musical Movements—Deedles D’Dee

Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

Minute_DU Mystery_PL—The Case of the Lost Larynx—D. J. Lobos

The Newest Narratological Frontier—F. Bartleby Seaguppy

The delve Syndrome—Gabriel Lanyi

Proverbial Wisdom—The SpecGram Apophthegmatical Elves™

Retractions, Rejections and Reconstructions: The Multiply Integrated Lives of Linguistics Texts—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press

Mix & Match †††—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Rasmus Rask Zigzag Puzzle XVI—Lila Rosa Grau

LingDoku III—Too Much, Too Late—Trey Jones

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCIV, Number 2 (October 2024)

SpecGram’s Endorsement for President—The Editorial Board of Speculative Grammarian

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimerick Centenary—Book १००

Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

Welsh Playwright Writes a Play That Plays It Right—Homer Ffoni and Chaim O’Vunny

Κόχλους Φύωμεν Συλλέγοντες Ἐγχωρίους—Mikael Thompson

Contrary to Popular Belief...—Pedantia Perfectus & Syntaxio Snarkwell

Academic Presentation Guides—The Speculative Grammarian Editorial Board

Mix & Match ***—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Phonetic Drop Quote II—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur

Rasmus Rask Puzzle XV—Gay Paree, and Points Beyond—Lila Rosa Grau

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCIV, Number 1 (July 2024)

Sumer Is Icumen In: Setting the Agenda, Broadening the Appeal—Mr M E Middle-English

Letters to the Editor

Bʀoᴋɛɴ Nɛws Nɛᴛwoʀᴋ

Linguimericks—Book ९९

The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective

PIE Is the Only Proto-Language—Rasmus Grimm & Jacob Rask

Overheard in the Linguistics Student SpecGram Editor’s Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

Minutes from the Department Meeting

Mad Libitum—A Sesquidecennial Refresh

Correlations in Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press

Mix & Match ◊◊—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Norman Invasion—Nina Sloan

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCIII, Number 4 (April 2024)

April Sages’ Day Issue II

To the Fools and Sages of April—A Letter from April Executive Editor Mikael Thompson

Brat-Bots: The Awkward Evolution of AI—Curmudgeonly Old Executive Editor Mikael Thompson

Linguimericks—Book ९८

Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

Precise Quantification of Feline Comprehension of Human Language—Mia Au

Sample Linguist’s Virtual Social Meeting Agenda—The SpecGram Information Technology Elves™ & The SpecGram Culture and Socialization Elves™

Quipley’s Don’t Believe It! ... Or Do?

On Homeopathic Linguistics—Trent Slater

Retrofuturological Linguistics, Part II—The Future of Linguistics as Seen from the Past—M’Thoozela Oldman and Azhi Dahāka

Stymie Stylometry!—Advertisement

WANTED—STRONG COPYEDITORS!—Advertisement

The Prescriptivist Handbook, 213^th Edition—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press

Mix & Match ##—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Phonetic Drop Quote I—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCIII, Number 3 (January 2024)

The Dark Side of Our ABC’s—α-Betty Abū Gida

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimericks—Book ९७

Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

Improving the Plural of Sheep—Trent Slater

Οὕτως-ism, a Linguistic-Ecclesiastical Schism—Bish Ap Rick and Mini Szter

Effolk Dialect—Jimmypedia

Roll the Random-o-tron of Linguistics Questions!—Ron “The Diceman” McPokertron

Retrofuturological Linguistics, Part I—The Future of Linguistics as Seen from the Past—M’Thoozela Oldman and Azhi Dahāka

How to (Not?) Cause Offence with Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press

Mix & Match ☞☞—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Nerdword’ll, Part III—Reg X. Woolery

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCIII, Number 2 (October 2023)

Large Language Musings—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

Bʀoᴋɛɴ Nɛws Nɛᴛwoʀᴋ

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ९६

Official SpecGram Poem: The Search Goes On—Poetical Editor Laurie Att

Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

Press Conference of the Association of Overly Honest Linguists

Of the Abnegation of the Institute of Imladris—Found among the papers of J. R. R. Tolkien by Deak Kirkham

Shifty Linguistics—John Cagey and Wiley-Kai O’Tae

Academic Conference Treasure Hunt—The SpecGram Conference Interns

Flatu-Linguistics—Gus T. ‘The Hurricane’ Wynd-Maker

Nerdword’ll, Part II—Reg X. Woolery

Rasmus Rask Puzzle XIV—Lila Rosa Grau

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCIII, Number 1 (June 2023)

Buona Fortuna, Italiano!—The Editorial Board of Speculative Grammarian

Letters to the Editor

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A Poem About Syntax, Discontinuities In—Deedles D’Dee

Linguimericks—Book ९५

Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

Trapezity: a modest proposal for a new typological category—Nathan W. Hill

Nouvelles avancées sur l’étude de la trapézité—New advances in the study of trapezity—Joseph Vertmont

The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective

SpecGram Dictionary of the Linguistics of Mythological Beasts—Volume 123: The Vampire—B. Summers & T. Belmont

In the 8th Circle—Found among the papers of Dante Alighieri by Gabriel Lanyi

How to Reply to Meaningless Conversational Openers: Authenticity Without Impoliteness—A Linguistic Approach—Ian P. Lightness, N. Auden, T. Szitty

Mix & Match ※※—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Nerdword’ll, Part I—Reg X. Woolery

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCII, Number 4 (March 2023)

Down With Uptalk—But Not Tha̰t Do̰wn—Butch McBastard

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimericks—Book ९४

Good Ol’ Quantization: An Ode to Manfred Krifka—Deedles D’Dee

Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

A Literary Linguistic Analysis of The Very Hungry Caterpillar—Papili O’Noidea

Caedmon’s Hum—Kid & Mann

SpecGram Dictionary of the Linguistics of Mythological Beasts—Volume 2: The Wyvern—Miss Ickle, B. Easts

The Serial Comma—The Language Debate Society

The Daughters of Corpus Linguistics—Lexi Cal, Anna-Lee Ziss

It Is Interesting to Note: Best Practices for Scholarly Writing in All Disciplines—Gabriel Lanyi

Mix & Match ¶¶—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Rasmus Rask Puzzle XIII—Dam Homophones!—Lila Rosa Grau

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCII, Number 3 (December 2022)

Re-Speculative Re-Grammarian, Triskaidecahebdomadally—A Letter from the Re-Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimericks—Book ९३

A Deep Linguistic Mystery—І.М. Вікторія “Вік” Тетяӕмәтяіх

QES to Retain Name—Stan Dudd-English

In the Cage with the Stochastic Parrot—Pete Bleackley and BLOOM

Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

Journey to the PIE Heartland—T. Traveller

Are words Real? are Words real?—Lynn Guist

The Noises of Belchburper von Chufflenuffle—Noise #37: ‘Aaaaaaaaah’

Orthographically-Conditioned Morphology—CJ Quines

Notice of Disorder Quellment and Negotiated Objector Statement—Speculative Grammarian Task Force for Wanton Innovation v. Office of the Editor-in-Chief of Speculative Grammarian

An Overview of the Wai-It Language—Zeke Gothedeer

Mix & Match ‖‖—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Scriptominoes IV—Brāhmī’s Revenge—Trey Jones & Keith Slater

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCII, Number 2 (September 2022)

Spring’s Springiness Springs Springingly: Putting a SpecGrammy Spring in Your Linguistic Step This Spring—Spree Ng and B. D. Oing

Letters to the Editor

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Bʀoᴋɛɴ Nɛws Nɛᴛwoʀᴋ

Linguimericks—Book ९२

Discontinuities—Deedles D’Dee

Attenborough to Receive Second Knighthood—But Can Linguistics Cope With It?—The Lord Earl-Baron of Ovathatopp-Taytles

Quipley’s Don’t Believe It! ... Or Do?

SpecGram Dictionary of the Linguistics of Mythological Beasts—Volume Minus 4: The Minotaur—May Doop-Storeys

How to Use the Comparative Method for Fun and Profit—Al Tayo-Nostradamus, Esq.

A Collection of Linguistics Themed Clues—Jonathan Downie

Featured Selection—Bridget du Pont

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram— Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCII, Number 1 (June 2022)

The High Point of Linguistics—Academic Altitude Editor, I M High

Letters to the Editor

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Bʀoᴋɛɴ Nɛws Nɛᴛwoʀᴋ

Linguimericks—Book ९१

Lord of the Rhymes—Deedles D’Dee

Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV

Some Features of Arxiflbptlscfl—Trent Slater

Rēgēs Inter Rēgulās: Even Better Roman—Pyrrha Pulcheria Titania Maxima Candida, Þн.δ.

The Unlikely Origins of the Ethnography of Communication in Satirical Linguistics—Prinkle and Patriziana von Herzburgermeister

SpecGram Dictionary of the Linguistics of Mythological Beasts—Volume 87: The Werewolf—Val Kiri

An Assassin’s Alphabet—Mona Whit & Ethan Macht

Linguistics, The Study of Linguists: An Overview—Anna Grimsdóttir, PhD

Scriptominoes III—Trey Jones & Keith Slater

Word Ladder 三—Learned Hand and Benighted Foot

Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CXCI, Number 4 (March 2022)

Thank You for Taking Our Survey—The Collective Perlustration of Historical and Prospective Jocundity Potentials in Elite Satirical Linguistics Journals—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

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Bʀoᴋɛɴ Nɛws Nɛᴛwoʀᴋ

Linguimericks—Book ९०

Þe ⟨ð⟩-er ⟨þ⟩-y Question—Þeedles Þ’Þee

Against Capitalism—Norman van der Dorp, PhD

In Defense of Capitalism—Adora Urbano, PhD

Evidence for a Contemporary Language Shift in Progress: The English Passive—Vloor Vorth

The “Brezel-Rätsel”: How Sign Language Linguistics Can Solve Real-World Problems—Fabian Bross

Presenting The SpecGram Quiz to End All Quizzes

An Exciting Linguistics Investment Opportunity!—Advertisement

/hʌnikom pʌzəl/—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur

Out of Character—Elizabeth Cash

Volume CXCI, Number 3 (December 2021)

SpecGram, Quarterly—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimericks—Book ८९

Four Points for Linguistics—Deedles D’Dee-Dee-Dee-Dee

On Cultural Translation—Trent Slater

Monoglot Derivatives—Polly and Paul E. Glōttidēs

Calquing Greatness—How Other Fields Find Success Borrowing From Linguistics—P. Ạȧṛȯṇī Mh....
ɯsz & Nıöll ʘ’Dȷ̊ı̥e

Mix & Match §§—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Volume CXCI, Number 2 (October 2021)

On the Scourge of Anti-Passive Stylistic Advice—Hidden Agents for Passives

University News

Linguimericks—Book ८८

Where’s -e Gone?—Jan van der Dam van Amsterdam

A Typological Study of Inclusive Language—Livia M Ballow

Evidence in Defense of the Strong Whorf Hypothesis—Reed Steiner

Quick Tips for Linguists and the Linguistics-Adjacent—Haystie ad Weisz

Rasmus Rask Mini Puzzle XII—Lila Rosa Grau

Volume CXCI, Number 1 (September 2021)

We, Like, Need You!—Symantha “Symmie” Lee, Luke Lake, and Needy McNeedles

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ८७

It—Grahmbles Gr’Grah

Hyperglot Derivatives—Polly and Paul E. Glōttidēs

The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective

How Linguistic Structures Affect the Outcomes of Civilizations—Annie Connie Myst & G. Stuart Dent

Seeing Double—Chuck Lloyd & Julius Earle

Volume CXC, Number 4 (Mid-July 2021)

Post–Brood X Magicicada Super Duper Issue

Here We Go Again —or, This Too Shall Pass—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

University News

Linguimericks—Book ८६—Academic Communication In Poetry II

Grammaticality Brown Strikes Back

Quipley’s Don’t Believe It! ... Or Do?

Suspended Jail Sentence for World-Renowned Conversation Analyst Phil O’Torque—The Editors of The Journal of Forbidden Experiments

Βέκος I Say So—C. Nobody and Ina Cave

Scriptominoes II—Trey Jones & Keith Slater

Volume CXC, Number 3 (June 2021)

In the Immortal Words of les Immortels...—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimericks—Book ८५—Academic Communication In Poetry I

The Lord of the Rings: A Fictlangy Ker-ching—Ronald R’Ron

Constructionuffs and Generafers—Found among the papers of André Maurois by Deak Kirkham

Spanish Wins EUSLISS Again!—I V K

It’s ... It’s ...!— A Linguistic Analysis of the Result of the Python Poll—Pythagorina P. ap Pythonius

Polyglot Derivatives—Part II—Paul E. and Polly Glōttidēs

Artik-U-l8 Phoneme Services—Advertisement

Mix & Match ‡‡—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Volume CXC, Number 2 (May 2021)

E Plūribus Ēditōribus, Ūnum SpecGramma—Gunther G. Undergruntus and Gus U. Gussettgossett

Letters to the Editor

University News

Linguimericks—Book ८४

Plotholders: Don’t Lose Your Plot!—Coherent and Cohesive Gardening Narration—Claymore Harebottom

In Defence of the Lexome—Ἀλέξια Ἀγνωσῐ́ᾱ, Лекс Циркумф, Լեքս Ռեֆ, & Lex Retrof

Linguistic Squirminology: Coming to Terms with Linguistics Terms—Lynn K. Wystick & Lexi K. O’Graffie

Caraway Crossing

Syllabominoes—Keith Slater & Trey Jones

Volume CXC, Number 1 (April 2021)

SpecGram Is No Mad Hatter’s Tea Party—Fergal F. McFerguson-Ffyff

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimericks—Book ८३—Biblinguimerix

Ode to RRG—Deedles D’Dee

Syntax: Above and Beyond—Shane van Vansen & Nathan du West

Polyglot Derivatives—Part I—Paul E. and Polly Glōttidēs

Mabel—Plato

The Works of Dr. Abstreuss—Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press

Rasmus Rask Diamond Puzzle XI—Lila Rosa Grau

Volume CLXXXIX, Number 4 (March 2021)

A Celebration of the Mesologue—A Letter from Loggerheaded Editor K’Dae K’Rim-K’Ma

Letters to the Editor

University News

Linguimericks—Book ८२

Ask Grammaticality Brown

Little Known Facts About Famous Linguists—The SpecGram Paparazzi Elves™

Tileni Revisited—Tom Patterson

Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part XIII—A. Pocryphal & Verity du Bius

Fables of Linguistics—The Tale of the Dysfunctional ⟨h⟩ Family—The Tale Teller of Tollerton Town

Amateur Hour at the Minas Morgul All-Ages Dance Club—Artemus Zebulon Pratt

Cull Those Writers! The Lines Are Open!—SpecGram Management Executive Group (SMEG)

Onomastic Destiny ♂—Dirk Delarme & Emma Gassert

Volume CLXXXIX, Number 3 (February 2021)

Transparent Transformational Transitions—A Letter from Transient Editor Kmikhar Akde

Letters to the Editor

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Diacritical Linguimericks, Part II—Book ८१

Ode to -e—Deedles D’Dee

Re-X-amining X-bar—Naomi Abrams Chewsky

The Linguistics Department Γυμνάσιον—A Guide for the Perplexed and Unretroflexed—Pynn Nupp-Gurle & Bīff Kāyke

The Physics of Linguistics—Φυσικές Επιστήμες, Jayeon Gwahak, and Природ О’Ведение

A Redundancy—and Revitalisation—of Competencies: Competence in Competence—Compo Tenz

The Influence of Seasonings in Middle and Modern English—Rosemary and Basil Dillon

Cancellation Notice: Philosophical Fight of the Century Postponed Indefinitely

Seeking Short-Term Provost/PA to the Provost—Advertisement

Mix & Match ††—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Volume CLXXXIX, Number 2 (January 2021)

Happy New Year—01.01.21 Editors Yan F. Urst and Dan U. Errie

Letters to the Editor

University News

Diacritical Linguimericks, Part I—Book ८०

Ask Grammaticality Brown

Bilabial Angel of Mwah—The Phreeee-Phinkin’ Philosophers of Philologogia and The SpecGram Encyclopedia of Linguistic Deities

P.R.E.S.C.R.I.P.T.I.V.E.—An Improved Approach to Grammaticality Assessments—Judd Zh’mntəls-Peeqrs

Helpful Comparisons for the Confused—Simon Ile and Mattie Phore

Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part XII—A. Pocryphal & Verity du Bius

Inter-Lingual Personal Script—Daniel Swanson

Extremely Amateur Mathematics Education Morphology: Renaming Mathematical Diseases—Egan J Chernoff

Scriptominoes I—Trey Jones & Keith Slater

Volume CLXXXIX, Number 1 (December 2020)

Have Yourselves a Very Linguisticky Christmas—Yuletide Editor X. Mus

Letters to the Editor

SPA Congratulates Vice President–Elect—SpecGram Wire Services

Potential Lingua-Cure for COVID-19 Discovered in SPIT—Pam D’Emique

Linguimericks—Book ७९

Ode to Reduplication—Dee-Deedles D’D’Dee-Dee

Don’t Take The P-s; We’re Positiv(ist)(ish) About Pedagogy—The Collective of South Minnesotan Language Pedagogialists

Theolinguistic Developments in Speech Act Theory—Johannes S. Rearle and Johan A. Lustin

Renaming Mathematical Diseases: Reducing Inflammation—Egan J Chernoff

Linguistic Sub-Fields Explained for the Research Novice—Sun Field & Lynn Gwee

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Volume CLXXXVIII, Number 4 (November 2020)

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Volume CLXXXVIII, Number 3 (October 2020)

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Key Figures in the History of Liturgy #12—Rowan and Cath O’Leek

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Creativity and Variation in Esperanto—B. Ałłie Stock

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Volume CLXXXVIII, Number 2 (September 2020)

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Volume CLXXXVIII, Number 1 (August 2020)

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The Unbearable Light Verb of having: Urination, Defecation, Procreation and the Impossibility of a Syntax-Semantics Isomorphism in the English Light Verb—Herb von Pherb

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Volume CLXXXVII, Number 4 (June 2020)

Satirising Satire: A Plea for Help From Our Loyal Readers—A Letter from Associate Editor Deak Kirkham

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The Moby-Dick of Linguistics Research—Jonathan Downie

Quipley’s Don’t Believe It! ... Or Do?

How Will COVID-19 Affect the World Toponymically and Onomastically?—Joshua Nash

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Volume CLXXXVII, Number 2 (April 2020)

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Challenging the Gendering of Theoretical Constructs in Morphology—Parker Quinn-Sawyer

Diacritics and Dire Critics—Recognising the Cultural and Indexing Role of Acçèntéd Chårâctërs—Horace Hemingway

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Partial Brexit Reverse: UK and Holland to Establish Linguistic Free Movement Area—R. Fer, N. Dumm and L. Eve

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Volume CLXXXVII, Number 1 (March 2020)

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Volume CLXXXVI, Number 4 (February 2020)

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Volume CLXXXVI, Number 3 (January 2020)

New Year, New You—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

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Volume CLXXXVI, Number 2 (December 2019)

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The Ballad of Three-Tongued Ted—Onfor Anwyth

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Decoupling the Linguolabial Trill From Its Ideobatian Association—Eunice Emigre

Notes on Arunta Morphology—Orville Man-Quinnan Ward

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Volume CLXXXVI, Number 1 (November 2019)

A Name by Any Other Name—A Letter from Executive Editor Keith Slater

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On the Predicament of the Predicate: A Pristine Proposal—Lois Lingerie

How We Think About the Sounds of Chinese–Any Implications for Psycholinguistics?—Bii Ming

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Volume CLXXXV, Number 4 (October 2019)

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EU Set to Standardise Diacritics Following Brexit—Deacon Red White and Blue

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Letters from Esperantoland—Dr. Ho Ping

How Does Art Mean? Parsing the Grammar of Fine Art—Morris McConaughey

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Update on Linguistic Protocol Regarding Addressing the Monarch—Her Majesty’s Department of Linguistics

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Volume CLXXXV, Number 3 (September 2019)

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The Linguolabial Stops—Deedles D’Dee

Memo Clarifying the Recent List of Banned Words—Rhee Smog

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Volume CLXXXV, Number 2 (August 2019)

Curses, Foiled Again!—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

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Amazing Language Facts You Won’t Believe—The SpecGram Pop Culture Elves™

Fables of Linguistics—The Para-Mimetic Tale of Poss -’s—The Tale Teller of Tollerton Town

Questions to Ask After Any Linguistics Talk—Juan Point and Justin I. Dear

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Volume CLXXXV, Number 1 (July 2019)

Festive Arborolatry—The Speculative Grammarian Editorial Board

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Further Land-Grabbing in the Left Periphery—Tel Monks

Reasons Not to Study Linguistics—Part I—Dyspepsia Prater and Cynnie Sizzum

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Volume CLXXXIV, Number 4 (June 2019)

Speaking in Tongues—A Letter from Charismatic Editor Eakd Hirmkak

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Hippotomia of Tyre—The Phreeee-Phinkin’ Philosophers of Philologogia and The SpecGram Encyclopedia of Linguistic Deities

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Volume CLXXXIV, Number 3 (May 2019)

Things We All Take for Granted—A Letter from Supernumerary Editor Weirahl Innitto Gaither

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Linguimericks—Book ६२

Geothermal Influences on Second-Person Clusivity—Pele Vulcan

Thank You, Philosophy of Language—The Third Autonomous Bilborough Linguistics Circle

Linguistic Old Wives Tales—Sarah M. Isaac

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Volume CLXXXIV, Number 2 (April 2019)

Springing into Spring—A Letter from Climatological Editor Ka-ed Krimkha

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Germanic Taboo Glottalization as a Defense Mechanism Against Vowels—ʔAnna-ʔEmily ʔI. ʔOlivier-ʔUnderhill

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Volume CLXXXIV, Number 1 (March 2019)

Playing Off Fairness—The SpecGram Committee on Competition in Linguistics

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Volume CLXXXIII, Number 4 (February 2019)

Folk Entomologies—A Letter from SpecGram Intern-Wrangler Col. Curtis Kirby-Girdle

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Thank You, Sociophonetics—The Third Autonomous Bilborough Linguistics Circle

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Thank You, Historical Linguist—The Third Autonomous Bilborough Linguistics Circle

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Volume CLXXXII, Number 4 (October 2018)

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Thank You, Postdoc Syntax Tutor—The Third Autonomous Bilborough Linguistics Circle

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Generative Grammar Proves the Existence of Aliens—N. Elix

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Volume CLXXXII, Number 3 (September 2018)

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Volume CLXXXI, Number 4 (June 2018)

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Volume CLXXXI, Number 3 (May 2018)

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Volume CLXXXI, Number 2 (April 2018)

From Our Back Burners to Our After Burners—A Letter from Mergers and Acquisitions Editor Scopperloit Scobblelotcher

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From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda XVI—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

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Volume CLXXX, Number 4 (February 2018)

Letters, Letters, and More Letters—A Meta-Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

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Homophonic Aphorism Confusions Clarified—Donald N.S. Unger

Evidence of Extraterrestrial Contact in English Function Words—Wolf Muddler

Maybelline and the Cliché Caper—Anita G. Gorman

Arabic Numeral to Numeri++ Converter—Daniel Swanson & Trey Jones

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Volume CLXXX, Number 3 (January 2018)

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Prescriptivism and Language Change in American English—E. Martyn

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That Tenured Man—Found among the papers of Dr. Theodor Geisel by Sheri Wells-Jensen

Conference Report: Educational Technology in the Linguistics Classroom

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Teaching Historical Linguistics: A Program of Much-Needed Reform—Lea Kim Shopmont

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Volume CLXXIX, Number 3 (August 2017)

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Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ४३

Whinge—Zarfu

They Have a Word for That—Anita G. Gorman

A More Interesting Observation Than You a Response—Aloysius Vinicius Perle

1001 Ways to Troll Linguists—A Fragment—R. Key O’Logist & Pei-Li O’Logist

Childhood Phonology Exposure Causes Bilabial Trills at Breakfast—Phineas Phlegmson & Raz Berrie

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda XII—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

Some Aspects of the Counting System of Nappaholihok—Darren Traming

On the Interpreting Ability of Non-Human Members of Kingdom Animalia—Prof Trent Slater & Dr Imma Gauld-Fishe

Grammaticalization of and Generalizations to What’s-PRO-Face Among Annoying Pre-Teens—Helgi von Helganschtein Searsplainpockets & Claudette von Helganschtein Searsplainpockets

Rasmus Rask Mini Puzzle VI—Lila Rosa Grau

Volume CLXXIX, Number 2 (June 2017)

You Win Some, You Lose Some—A Letter from Associate Editor Mikael Thompson

Letters to the Editor

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ४२—Triolet: The Grudge Match

On the Proper Form of Authorial Adjectives—Skip Rufus Fuller

A Natural History of the Wug—Rodabaugh Venditto

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda XI—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

How Many Languages Do You Speak?—Nate F. Spee-Curr & Nonné Divz Bīīqr

The Language Police—Anita G. Gorman

The Γραμματο-Χαοτικον Long-Term Care Facility for Decommissioned Mad Social Scientists—Advertisement

L’Ishing du Gwujlang X—Lusrveer—Dorothea Dorfman and Theodora Mundorf

Volume CLXXIX, Number 1 (May 2017)

For the Computational Linguists—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

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Macron to Face Le Pen in French Election—SpecGram Wire Services

Linguistics Nerd Camp—Bethany Carlson

Linguimericks—Book ४१

A Sample of Self-Definers—Et Cetera, Et Cetera—The SpecGram Book Elves™

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda X—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

Research That Counts—Gnoo Merrill & Kwan T. Ti

New Children’s Programming from SpecGram TV

Review of New Approaches to Hedging—Ronald Rona-Ramalita

A Semi-Diagonal Latin Square—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur

Volume CLXXVIII, Number π (Mid-April 2017)

Special Supplemental Letter from the Editor-at-Bat—Butch McBastard

Pseudo-Psiblings™—And Other Views of Multiply-Blended Families—Trey Jones

On Pseudo-Psiblings—A Good Start in Need of Significant Linguistic Improvements Which We Have Undertaken and Are Here to Report On—Fillastre Pèl-Roig, Belle-Fille Rousse, Hijastro Pelirrojo, Rauðaz Khæran Steupa-Kiltham, Rotkopf Stiefkind, Punatukkainen Tytärpuoli, and Vörös Hajú Mostohagyerek

Volume CLXXVIII, Number 4 (April 2017)

Important Issues in Linguistics—A Letter from the Editor-at-Bat—Butch McBastard

Letters to the Editor

The Chaos—Gerard Nolst Trenité

Conference Report—The Third International Conference on Tone—Lev L. Falls

A Sample of Self-Definers—Rhetorical & Poetic Devices and Figures of Speech: Part II—The SpecGram Book Elves™

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda IX—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

Linguistic Term Definitions for Dummies—Dummies

Hella Hellacious Diversions—Artemus Zebulon Pratt

Phonology Hero—Xerus & Ratufa

Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part VIII—Book Announcement from Panini Press

Rasmus Rask Puzzle V—Diamonds Are Forever—Lila Rosa Grau

Volume CLXXVIII, Number 3 (March 2017)

On Fake News—A Letter from Associate Editor Mikael Thompson

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ४०

A Sample of Self-Definers—Rhetorical & Poetic Devices and Figures of Speech: Part I—The SpecGram Book Elves™

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda VIII—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

The Most Unusual Creole of All: A Sociolinguistic Study—Cecil Roderick Bull and Trevor Nigel Ochs

/təmeɪtoʊ/–/təmeɪtoʊ/—Mondegreen Involution as Psychological Warfare—Maj. J. Hendrix and Lt. Theskye Thissguy

Bestsellers of 2016—Announcement from Panini Press

Fly, Sigh, Sentence Ugly—Siva Kalyan & Trey Jones

Volume CLXXVIII, Number 2 (February 2017)

Not My President—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

A Look Back: Linguistics Headlines of 2016—The SpecGram Newshounds™

Linguimericks—Book ३९

A Sample of Self-Definers—Mood, Aspect, & Voice—The SpecGram Book Elves™

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda VII—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

Linguistic Aspects of a Recent Curious Psychological Case—Vormela Peregusna, MD

Mantis Shrimp Color Terms: A Study of Research-Driven Interspecies Creolization—Francis Burlingham Constable, CDR (Ret.)

Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part VII—Book Announcement from Panini Press

Mix & Match ‖—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Volume CLXXVIII, Number 1 (January 2017)

In Defense of Sino-Roman—The Editorial Board of SpecGram

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimericks—Book ३८

Allophonia...—Leonard Conasal

A Sample of Self-Definers—Syntax & Grammar: Part II—The SpecGram Book Elves™

On the Scientific Beautification of Personal Names: A Study in Experimental Phonosthetic Onomastics—Heidi Ideo & Velma Phlembotaine

Biscuits and Languages: A Discerning Human’s Tasting Guide—Adham Smart

From the Archives!—Rasmus, the Fragrance—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda VI—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

Zapping Words, Averting Aversion—M.O.I.S.T.

Stolen Property Advisory—SpecGram Major Crimes Division

The Peristaltic Meditations of Noam Chomsky—Book Announcement from Xerus & Ratufa Press

Cryptolinguistic Puzzle ڄ—Mary Shapiro

Volume CLXXVII, Number 4 (December 2016)

Sharper Than the Serpent’s Tooth—A Letter from Associate Editor Pete Bleackley

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ३७

A Sample of Self-Definers—Syntax & Grammar: Part I—The SpecGram Book Elves™

Focusing on the Topics of “topic” and “focus”—R. Jillendon

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda V—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

That Doesn’t Go There—Donald N.S. Unger

From Mwahaha to Bwahaha: Some Observations on Evil Laughter—Lady Esmerelda Rose Beeton-Frasier

Bait Me—X. Kuvador, R. Kialugist, and Pael E. O’Ntolojiss

Research Assistants Are Being Paid

L’Ishing du Gwujlang IX—Lusrveer—Dorothea Dorfman and Theodora Mundorf

Volume CLXXVII, Number 3 (November 2016)

Things You Know You Didn’t Want to Know—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

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Consent Forms—Adam Baker

Linguimericks—Book ३६

A Sample of Self-Definers—Morphology & Typology—The SpecGram Book Elves™

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda IV—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

Ultimate Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

The Devil’s Dictionary of Linguistics and Phonetics, Fascicle 2—David Krystal—Compiled by Adam Baker

“Interpretez seront les extipices”—On the Correct Interpretation of Nostradamus—Part the Third—Roger Prentiss Claremont

Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part VI—Book Announcement from Panini Press

Pragmatic Scientist—Job Advertisement

A Diagonal Latin Square—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur

Volume CLXXVII, Number ο (Mid-October 2016)

Special Supplemental Letter from the Editor

The Texas World Cultural Festival and Poetry Recitation Competition—Damian Grammatical

Volume CLXXVII, Number 2 (October 2016)

与工以口-尺口爪凡以—凡   仍巨十十巨尺   与亡尺工尸十   斤口尺   巨以也乙工与廿—巨乂巨亡凹十工立巨   巨刀工十口尺   片巨工十廿   与乙凡十巨尺

Letters to the Editor

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ३५

Linguistics Nerd Camp—Bethany Carlson

A Sample of Self-Definers—Phonetics, Phonology, & Phonotactics: Part III—The SpecGram Book Elves™

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda III—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

A Nindefinite Determinism—Γραμματο-Χαοτικον

Some Current Research out in the Frozen Wastelands of Current Research—Associate Editor Mikael Thompson

Penultimate Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

“Interpretez seront les extipices”—On the Correct Interpretation of Nostradamus—Part the Second—Roger Prentiss Claremont

Miff-Conceived, Miff-Guided, and Miff-Executed: Season 1 of Miffy the Selkie Slaughterer—Margaret Pearl Collier

27th International Conference on the Phonology of Acronyms—Code of Conduct

Xerus & Ratufa and Zombies

Cryptolinguistic Puzzle 四—Mary Shapiro

Volume CLXXVII, Number 1 (September 2016)

In the SG-Matrix, There Is No Chaff—Why Author-Level Metrics Are Inadequate—A Letter from the Editor-In-Chief

Letters to the Editor

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Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ३४

Why Movies Should Hire Conlangers—Pete Bleackley—Illustrated by Laura Ryals

A Sample of Self-Definers—Phonetics, Phonology, & Phonotactics: Part II—The SpecGram Book Elves™

X Marks the Spot—Filling the Empty Quadrant—Yùron Yurōn

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda II—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

Antepenultimate Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

Word-TV—Now A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of SpecGramMedia

“Interpretez seront les extipices”—On the Correct Interpretation of Nostradamus—Part the First—Roger Prentiss Claremont

Mix & Match §—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Volume CLXXVI, Number 4 (August 2016)

Prōpāgandus—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

What is a “Dog”?—David Marino

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ३३

On Powerful Linguistic Theories—SpecGram Wire Services

A Sample of Self-Definers—Phonetics, Phonology, & Phonotactics: Part I—The SpecGram Book Elves™

Preantepenultimate Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

From the Archives!—SpecGram Propaganda I—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

A Venery of Terms—Part III—Collective Nouns for Linguists—X. Altaysh & Uvlarr Ksss

Reviews in Linguistic Historiography: Mary Shelley, Frankenstein—Хөөмийн Гийлгүүлэгч

Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part V—Book Announcement from Panini Press

L’Ishing du Gwujlang VIII—Lusrveer—Dorothea Dorfman and Theodora Mundorf

Volume CLXXVI, Number 3 (July 2016)

The Coming A.I.pocalypse—A Letter from the Managing Editor

Letters to the Editor

Syntexit: The Facts—R.A.G. Day

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ३२

Linguistics Nerd Camp—Bethany Carlson

A Sample of Self-Definers—Orthography, Typography, & Diacritics—The SpecGram Book Elves™

Propreantepenultimate Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

Against Hermogenes—Anders Horn

A Venery of Terms—Part II—Collective Nouns for Linguists—X. Altaysh & Uvlarr Ksss

The sg-index—Separating the Wheat from the Chaff—The SpecGram Data Science Interns

Cryptolinguistic Puzzle Γ—Mary Shapiro

Volume CLXXVI, Number 2 (June 2016)

On the Etymology of Editorials—A Letter from Editor Curmudgeon H.D. Onesimus

The Grapholinguist—Davis Prickett

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ३१

A Sample of Self-Definers—Writing & Writing Systems—The SpecGram Book Elves™

The Campaign for Phonemic Equality—Announcement

Controvertible Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

As All That Glitters is Not Gold: Disappointing Parapsycholinguistics—Nadia d’Orro

A Venery of Terms—Part I—Collective Nouns for Linguists—X. Altaysh & Uvlarr Ksss

This Weekend Only at the Coliseum: Orthoepic Diaskeuasis—The SpecGram Promotional Board

Spouses of Undomesticated Linguists: S.O.U.L.—Announcement

Mix & Match ‡—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Volume CLXXVI, Number 1 (May 2016)

The Modern Reformed Englishican—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

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On Grammar—David Marino

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ३०

A Linguist Fine and Rare—H. Stephen Straight

A Sample of Self-Definers—Historical Linguistics, Etymology, and Sound Changes: Part II—The SpecGram Book Elves™

Dubitable Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

Bar None—Donald N.S. Unger

Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part IV—Book Announcement from Panini Press

L’Ishing du Gwujlang VII—Lusrveer—Dorothea Dorfman and Theodora Mundorf

Volume CLXXV, Number 4 (April 2016)

The Universal Language Forsooth!—A Letter from Associate Editor Mikael Thompson

Letters to the Editor

Linguistics Nerd Camp—Bethany Carlson

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book २९

Minimalism for Mimes—Watta Puntshlein

A Sample of Self-Definers—Historical Linguistics, Etymology, and Sound Changes: Part I—The SpecGram Book Elves™

Universal Grammar: A Metatheoretical Approach—Étienne Plusrose

Equivocal Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

Nominative Determinism—Lynne Guisticks & Yoko Ono-Maztique

Neo-Latin and Craft Latin: Recent Trends in Rival Latinitates—Fletcher Bowyer Scrugg

Cryptolinguistic Puzzle 2—Mary Shapiro

Volume CLXXV, Number ξ (Mid-March 2016)

Special Supplemental Letter from the Editor

Towards a Detailed Biochemistry of Innate Mental Structures: Consequences of an OT Approach to the Contemporary Novel—Mongo Yalbag

Volume CLXXV, Number 3 (March 2016)

Ane Editorial Comment on the Lack of Fresh Victims Contributors—A Letter from Associate Editor Jonathan Downie

Letters to the Editor

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How to Solve Syntax—David Marino

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book २८

Speculative Grammarian’s Song—Mikael Thompson

The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective

A Sample of Self-Definers—Sociolinguistics & Varieties of Language—The SpecGram Book Elves™

Unconfirmed Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

GHOST Grammar—Fang Gui-Ling

Review of Lily Brown’s review of 张红宾的 review of 李丽丽的 review of Roger J. Smith’s Reported Speech in Chinese-英语 Codeswitching—Reviewed by Shr Ji Wei

Bōard Gam̄es for̄ Linḡuists—Macron̄ Bradleȳ

A Speculative Scavenger Hunt—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™

Volume CLXXV, Number 2 (February 2016)

Let Us Publish Your Dissertation!—A Letter from the Advertorial Editors

The Grapholinguist—Davis Prickett

Linguimericks—Book २७

Nunavut Bans Twitter—SpecGram Wire Services

A Sample of Self-Definers—Semantics & Pragmatics—The SpecGram Book Elves™

Controversial Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

Reviewerish Field Notes—Cy Tayshon and M. Paktphaq-Torr

The Speculative Grammarian Survey of Grammar Readers—Morris Swadesh III

Not So Perry So-So—On Pragmatics, Fieldwork, and Imperialism—Əəәəᶕᵊ Ӛәəəәɚ Әәӛәₔ

Bestsellers of 2015—Announcement from Panini Press

Mix & Match †—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Volume CLXXV, Number 1 (January 2016)

Sēsquiplicātus स्टफ—Ἡμι-Demi-Семи-Μέγα Issue

The Joy of Deadlines—A Letter from Executive Editor Keith Slater

Letters to the Editor

Linguistics Nerd Camp—Bethany Carlson

Linguimericks—Book २६

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What Does Linguistic Theory Mean in Practice?—An Elucidation and Realization of the Minimalist Program, Using Python—NLTK Monty

A Sample of Self-Definers—Grammatical Categories—The SpecGram Book Elves

A Grad Student’s Guide to Publication—Bill Spruiell

Unproven Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

I Heard It Through the Grapevine—Part II—A Survey of Current and Historical Evidentials—Reportedly of Interest to Linguists—G. O’ßip & Scutt LeButt

The Devil’s Dictionary of Linguistics and Phonetics—David Krystal—Compiled by Adam Baker

French Love, Poodles and Google Translate: A New Methodology to Build Language Families—Isabelle Tellier

Cryptolinguistic Puzzle—Mary Shapiro

Volume CLXXIV, Number 4 (December 2015)

The Essence of Holiday Cheer—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

The Grapholinguist—Davis Prickett

Linguimericks—Book २५

Australians Reject “Drunk Strine” Claims—Matilda Swagman

From the Computational Linguistics Cookbook—Curried Chicken

A Sample of Self-Definers—Case—The SpecGram Book Elves

Apocryphal Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

Top Tips For Linguists—Part II—The SpecGram Editorial Board

I Heard It Through the Grapevine—Part I—A Survey of Current and Historical Evidentials Reportedly of Interest to Linguists—G. O’ßip & Scutt LeButt

The History of the Indo-Europeans—An Agony in Six Fits—Tim Pulju

Recruiting Linguistics Students: A Guide for Departments and Deans—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press

Trickle Down Linguonomics III—K͡Pa^r_ul K͡Brugmanⁿ

Volume CLXXIV, Number 3 (November 2015)

The Safety is Off—A Letter from Associate Editor Mikael Thompson

Letters to the Editor

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Linguistics Nerd Camp—Bethany Carlson

Linguimericks—Book २४

The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective

The Native American Origins of Jack and Jill—Mary Hadlitt-Lamb

Top Tips For Linguists—Part I—The SpecGram Editorial Board

Dubious Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

Barnyard Linguistics—Carle Day-Tepharmer

Why Linguistic Theories Fail, by Daron Acemoglu and James Robinson—Reviewed by Morris Swadesh III

L’Ishing du Gwujlang VI—Phicorthogra—Dorothea Dorfman and Theodora Mundorf

Volume CLXXIV, Number 2 (October 2015)

Germanic Day & The Celebration of Romance

Letters to the Editor

The Grapholinguist—Davis Prickett

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book २३

Hazards of Fieldwork Among the Hiithrobnsn—William Moore-Crusoe

Contingent Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

What Else Happened to Sociolinguistics?—Ronald Macaulay

A Survey of Recent Trends in Philosophical Lexicography—Jay Chough Starling

You Xould be Using ColEctivO X!®™—The Birthifying of an Executive Modal Verb—Executivized Linguistickish Solutionizers, Inc.

Mix & Match *—Max & Mitch Ninelette

Volume CLXXIV, Number 1 (September 2015)

Don’t Settle for Second-Best—A Letter from Associate Editor Mikael Thompson

Letters to the Editor

Linguistics Nerd Camp—Bethany Carlson

Linguimericks—Book २२

Phonologist’s Shanty—Traditional

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Dependency Length Minimisation—Anna Gram

G. Ricean Maxims for the Earnest Researcher—Paul G. Rice

Uncountable Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

Introducing Sadian—Context, phoneme inventory and promissory notes—April Füller

Notice of Services Offered—Advertisement

Trickle Down Linguonomics II—K͡Pa^r_ul K͡Brugmanⁿ

Volume CLXXIII, Number 4 (August 2015)

Ane, Twa, Three—A Letter from Associate Editor Jonathan Downie

Letters to the Editor

Sleeping Furiously Since 1986—Hamlet Tries Praat—Laura Ryals

Linguimericks—Book २१

From the Archives!—Dooms/Punod Manuscript Photo—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

Boundless Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

Proto-Indo-Spamopean—An Early Exemplar of “Ye Olde Baite of Yon Clicke”—X. Kuvador, R. Kialugist, and Pael E. O’Ntolojiss

Will the Real Linguists Please Stand Up?—Prof. Trent Slater

Revelations Sober and Ailing—Artemus Zebulon Pratt

A Morphosyntactic, Semantic, Pragmatic, Sociolinguistic and Literary Investigation into the Psycholinguistic Mechanisms Underlying English Puns—Pete Bleackley

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Συυιτχεροο—Γάμμα—Double Trouble—Ἔλλειψις Ἀστερίσκος and Ἔλλειψις Ἀπόστροφος

Volume CLXXIII, Number 3 (July 2015)

The Fishing Linguist—A Letter from Executive Editor Keith Slater

Letters to the Editor

Linguist Dubstep—Rebecca Lovering

Linguimericks—Book २०

Grammar Cop—By Trey Jones

Innumerable Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

Startling Allegations Rock Historical Linguistics Community—Andrew Lamont

On the Cryptographic Uses of TLAs—Dash Ŋ. Ooba-Nuhd

The Topology of Syntax—Iain A. Plicable

The C-Rhyme and Pun-ish-ment of St. Alvin—Jerry Fyodor & Josef Dobrovskýevsky

Labyrinths & Linguists—Craig Kopris

The SpecGram Inquisition—The Tables are Turned!—A probing of Inquisitor Generalis Jonathan Downie—with Inquisitor Inquisitoris Trey Jones

L’Ishing du Gwujlang V—Phicorthogra—Dorothea Dorfman and Theodora Mundorf

Volume CLXXIII, Number 2 (June 2015)

Recent Trends in the Linguistics of Tea

Tea Encompasses All—A Large Majority of the SpecGram Editorial Board

Letters to the Editor

The Hegemony of American Coffee and the Fight for Universal Tea—Prof. Dr. phil. Johannes Schomski

In Defence of Coffee: A Reply to Schomski—Tex Rex “T-Rex” Cobb

The Editors Strike Back—Replies to Cobb’s Reply to Schomski—The SpecGram Editorial Board

27 Things Linguists Didn’t Know About Tea—Number 12 Made Me Cringe!—Bas Fête

The Origin of the Modern Pronunciation of “Tea”—H.D. Onesimus

“Green Tea” and the Evil Monkey of Structuralism—Zacharias Esteban von Ordoñez

Tea: Supreme Ruler of the Morphemes—Thị Mã Quing, Kofi S. Ucks, Theodore D. Rinker

Features of Tea: A Potted History—Pete Bleackley

The Search for a Universal Beverageme is Futility—Ferdinand de Ramotswe

Which Tea You Should Be Drinking—A Guide by Linguistic Subdiscipline—Hitosarai Yōkai Ūron

Get Back to Work!—A Rebuttal from the Editor-in-Chief

Volume CLXXIII, Number 1 (May 2015)

On the Speculative Grammarian—A Letter from the Editor-in-Chief

Letters to the Editor

Linguistics Nerd Camp—Bethany Carlson

Linguimericks, Etc.—Book १९

Away from Animacy Equality in Computational Linguistics—Olga Gerakova

From the Archives!—Alien Syntax Trees—The SpecGram Archive Elves™

From the Island of Bad Infographics II—Mizero Caquícona

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Computational Linguist, Nasal-Ingressive Voiceless Velar Trill, Chomsky—A Not-Quite-New Game for Every Linguist—Phlange Kadigan

Immeasurable Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective

Pumptilian Perniquity’s Comma Removal and Remediation Kit—Advertisement

Trickle Down Linguonomics I—K͡Pa^r_ul K͡Brugmanⁿ