ANNOUNCEMENT
These claims are certainly worthy of consideration, but they fail to address an important corollary: if life on Earth was seeded by viruses from space, then shouldn't such viruses--
After abstractly pondering these facts for several years in the early 1990's, Professor Viril Ustanov began to see mounting evidence that perhaps Human Language was, in fact, a symptom of an infectious agent. Since no likely agent could be found on Earth, Professor Ustanov turned toward the heavens in search of an answer.
This Symposium, entitled "Further Evidence for Language as a Virus from Space", is sponsored by the Autonomous Xenobiological Linguistics Entity (AXLE) with the goal of furthering the field pioneered by Professor Ustanov.
The Symposium will be held October 29th and 30th, 2004 CE at the Sky-
Schedule:
Dr Watanabanabe's talk covers such diverse phenomena as supposedly
"insufficient data" for language learning and "parameter setting" versus the
simpler Language Infection Model; lack of language development in the
underexposed (such as feral children); biological constraints on Universal
Grammar and Language Change; and biological plausibility versus
psychological plausibility of transmission mechanisms.
Further, Mr van der
Meer argues that a proper immuno-
Fees for attendance are €3,957.84, and should be remitted to AXLE directly. Contact Mrs Mannin D'Moon for more information.
Reservations can be made at the Sky-
Act I--October 29th, 2004
Multi-Continental Breakfast
Language Acquisition as Language Infection
Dr Hirogi Watanabanabe, MD, PhD
Professor Ustanov's most successful protégé discusses how the
Language Infection Model explains the transmission of language from one
generation to the next.
Very cold cold-
The "Critical Period"
Jonathan van der Meer
Mr van der Meer offers compelling evidence that the age limitations on
language acquisition, the so-
Entrées include Vegetarian Beef Broth; Broccoli and Onion Steak
Slabs; and Hydroponic Haggis. Space Tadpole Sauce provided courtesy of NASA.
Attendees are invited to meet and discuss ideas with Symposium speakers and
fellow attendees.
Act II--October 30th, 2004
Multi-Continental Breakfast
L2 Acquisition and the Language Infection Model
Dr Fortuna de Sadamente
Dr de Sadamente shows how, in a largely monolingual community, difficulty in
L2 acquisition is in large part due to a strong and focused immune response
to viral linguistic invaders. She contrasts this scenario with that of a
highly multilingual community, where new language viruses are more easily
transmitted. Dr de Sadamente also touches on issues such as why it is easier
to learn a language from a native speaker, and the effectiveness of
"immersion" programs.
Vowel Harmony: A Spreading Infection
Albrecht Brechtal, ABD
Brechtal takes the controversial position that vowel harmony is in fact the
result of a secondary infection of a semi-
Entrées include Hubble Honeyed Ham, Bug Eyed Burgers, Venusian Vegan Patties (made from real Vegans!), and of course, our famous Pleiades Pasta Bar will also be open.
The New Prescriptivism
Xochitl Chirac, PhD
Dr Chirac offers insights into how prescribing practices in the medical
community--
Microfossilized Language
Ndama Ng, ABD
Ms Ng presents startling evidence that the structure of microfossils found
in ejecta from Mars, recovered from Antarctic snow fields, parallels the
microstructure of the language centers of the brain.