Fill in the blanks in the following story:

Uncle Natt, _______ ________ extraordinaire, never allowed Tom to convince undergraduate newcomers “nasal ingressive” noises give linguists interesting new glottochronological understanding in sandhi. Tom employed x-rays to reveal articulations otherwise relatively difficultly if not absolutely impossibly recognized effectively. ...

Bonus (1 point): What’s this type of word play called?

Solution.

	E’s-y Cryptogram—Prof. Dr. phil. habil. Erlösende Einigkeit
	IPA Analogies—Dr. Watalodabaloni Überwoggle, B.F.E.
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