We really are starting this journal. However, keep in mind that articles should conform to the general type suggested by following (best-selling) titles:

• “An analysis of the consonant system of floral speech of Papua New Guinea”
• “The symbolic significance of dust imagery in Pike’s Text and Tagmeme”
• “Arguments for locating the Indo-European homeland in the U.P.”
• “Explosion in a spaghetti factory: a stratificational catalysis of Red Brigade terrorism in the mid-70’s”
• “Ultra-sonic evidence for deep structures in the Brooklyn dialect of American English”

Psammeticus Quarterly will be published periodically, whenever we receive enough articles. Please keep articles short to help hold down printing costs, and avoid making vicious attacks on individuals or particular theories. The editors reserve the right to reject articles deemed too offensive.

Articles should be typed on 8.5 X 11-inch paper. Do not number your pages. Put name, address, and phone number only on a separate sheet. If you want the article printed under an assumed name, please include this name on the name sheet.

Send all submissions to MANAGING EDITOR, PSAMMETICUS QUARTERLY, ROOM 1, INTERNATIONAL CENTER, MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY 48824. Copies of the journal will be made available on the sixth floor of Wells Hall, whenever they are ready.

[SpecGram editor’s note: Alas, Psammeticus Quarterly is no longer accepting submissions, but we decided to digitize this call for papers anyway, for its historical value. Submissions which would have been appropriate for Ps. Q. are also appropriate for Speculative Grammarian, and are welcome. See our submissions page for more details.]

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