Linguimericks—Book १० SpecGram Vol CLXX, No 3 Contents Abundant Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know—Madalena Cruz-Ferreira

From the Archives!—Jungftak Feathers

The SpecGram Archive Elves™

As previously reported, our very own Butch McBastard uncovered a satchel of papers and other miscellanea labeled, “Top Secret SpecGram Time Capsule, 1964Do Not Open for 50 Years!” The sporadic squabbling with the SpecGram legal team over possible incriminating evidence proprietary information continues, but we are again able to share with our readers some of the treasures found within.

Here is a photo of the fifteenth archival item, a pair of supposed jungftak feathers, along with a certificate of authenticity, issued by Chronolinguonauts & Co., that claims the jungftak feathers are from an alternate timeline that split off from ours before the disastrous-but-little-known events of Chronojump 217/b. The certificate depicts a pair of mated jungftak in flight, the foil seal features an image of Χρόνος, and radiochronotope dating puts the age of the certificate at approximately 200 ± 75i years, so it seems legit.

Jungftak feathers with Chronolinguonauts & Co. certification

More to come...

LinguimericksBook १०
Abundant Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t KnowMadalena Cruz-Ferreira
SpecGram Vol CLXX, No 3 Contents