¹ ˙ǝɹǝɥdsıɯǝH uɹǝɥʇnoS ǝɥʇ uı spuǝıɹɟ ɹno ɹoɟ ‘ƃuıɹds ɹO

² The adjective astute, as usual in this context, means “moderately awake”.

³ Look it up, lazybones!

⁴ Though disheartening.ⁱ

⁵ Unless you are a lackluster student, living in fearⁱⁱ of seeing your own “pearl of wisdom” appear in these hallowedⁱⁱⁱ pages.

⁶ ±3.2%^iv

⁷ Not literally. At least not literally literally.^v

⁸ Just a little bit lesser. Not like socio-level lesser.^vi

⁹ Like, Diana Ross–supremely.

¹⁰ Repeatedly.

¹¹ We certainly do.^vii

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ⁱ We have recently received a new Voetnoot Footnotator from IKEA. It makes footnoting easier than ever.^a I have to admit that I love it beyond words.^b

ⁱⁱ Quite rightly.

ⁱⁱⁱ And/or hollowed. Hard to tell.^c

^iv p < 0.002 ^d

^v Is it not sad that literally is losing its literal meaning? At least we have reduplicative emphasis!^e

^vi No offense.^f

^vii Almost as much as I love the Voetnoot.^{i, f, *, g}

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^a Can you tell?

^b Can you tell?^*

^c There are reports of metaphorical termites infesting our rhetoric.^†

^d y = β₀ + β₁*x + ε ^‡

^e Y’know, for emphasis emphasis.

^f Just sayin’.

^g Man, that thing is awesome.^§

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^* Ibid.

^† Though the entire journal did recently pass an oratorial inspection.

^‡ λP[λQ[∼∃x[P(x)∧Q(x)]]].

^§ Truly⁶ awesome.^‖

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^‖ Beyond words.^¶

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^¶ And don’t you even think about mentioning “foot and note disease.” ^{♥, ♣, ♦, ♠}

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^♥ It isn’t nice.

^♣ It isn’t true.

^♦ It would make me angry.

^♠ I know where you live.