Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXVIII
Number 2
Special Schwa Issue
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Mikael Thompson, Senior Editor
Jonathan Downie, Senior Editor
Pete Bleackley, Contributing Editor
Deak Kirkham, Contributing Editor

Associate Editors
Vincent Fish
Mark Mandel

Assistant Editors
Emily Davis
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Luca Dinu
Matthew Lee
Tel Monks
Steve Politzer-Ahles
Mary Shapiro
Reed Steiner

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Centrally Located, Mid-Mouth, With Detached Frenulum Linguæ
September 2020


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