The latest from Dr. Morgenstern’s growing corpse of work and part of his incredibly popular theme year “Zombies, Zombies, Zombies!”, this talk fo­cuses on Morgenstern’s controversial “theory of the final state.” Morgenstern seeks to fill a grave hole in mainstream theory which has for too long been consumed by the cognitive structures of the living “mind” while the tide of undead inquiry has shifted to consuming brains. This ground-breaking work will surely revivify scientific interest in necrological linguistic competence and UG (Undead Grammar).