The taste of love is sweet

When two syntacticians meet

But can our love survive

If we don’t agree how to derive?

Intense romance between scientific rivals

Do you believe in data or is Chomsky’s book your bible?

We are still united / by one conviction:

Hate of phoneticians ... hate of phoneticians

Your wanna-contraction claims fill me with hate

But I still wanna copulate

A trace can’t keep want and to apart

But you left a trace in my heart

Intense romance between scientific rivals

Do you believe in data or is Chomsky’s book your bible?

We are still united / by one conviction:

Hate of phoneticians ... hate of phoneticians

Kill all phoneticians ... kill all phoneticians ... kill all phoneticians