| “ | The most lasting thing from my linguistics education is SpecGram..” |
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| “ | SpecGram is about whatever I say it’s about, until someone persuades me otherwise..” |
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| “ | Are you willing to share the work? Then I’d have to share the profits..” |
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| “ | It’s odd, subtle, and pretentious. I like it!..” |
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| “ | I can’t believe we’ve been at this for five years..” |
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| “ | I’ve always been stubborn about doing these things on my own..” |
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| “ | I write long pieces because I don’t have time to write short ones..” |
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| “ | Satire and parody are protected speech..” |
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| “ | I feel conflicted..” |
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| “ | I’m the only one who can edit the files, so I know I don’t have to take any suggestions!..” |
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| “ | Anyone have any great ideas? If not, I’ll proceed on my own (and hog all the glory!)..” |
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| “ | I feel like I’m being educated against my will..” |
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| “ | SpecGram is run by a bunch of fuddy-duddies..” |
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| “ | I don’t actually want you to do it, because if you do it, I might have to send you a free magnet..” |
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| “ | Corrections, discussion, and name-calling welcome..” |
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| “ | Give it to me honestly, please. Then I’ll do whatever I want..” |