Have you ever picked up a newspaper from Baluchistan and wondered just what language it was written in? Have your neighbors ever taunted you with your lack of knowledge about Guaranian participles? Or did you ever get caught at an MLA cocktail party not knowing your Juang from your Wolof?

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Then you know just how embarrassing not knowing what a modern language like Pashto looks like is. You’re the sort of person we had in mind when we created the Language-of-the-Month Club (Linguamens, Inc.). Once a month (twice in December for Christmas gift-giving) you will be sent a genuine photostatic copy of a page from our famous catalogue Languages of the World (3rd edition), which includes—

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• a short passage in the language, extolling the unblemished virtue of some revolutionary hero!
• the alphabet of the language!
• some interesting observations which you can use to dazzle your friends!

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