Son of Lingua Pranca—Pseudo-Dictionary of Pseudo-Linguistic Pseudo-Terminology

Pseudo-Dictionary of Pseudo-Linguistic Pseudo-Terminology

Castigation:		a below-the-belt speech act.
Flick:		An unrounded, highly aspirated, fluid, labio-thumbal start sound, used by the people of the Bic.
Mastication:		Using the primary speech organs for unnatural purposes.
Tittilation:		The art of putting tittles on books or chapters. For movies there is also sub-tittilation.
Uvula:		A skin flap deep behind the Labia Majora, necessary for the articulation of deep-throat sounds.
Verbal Stroking:		“How’s tricks?”

^* Plus obligatory pseudo-O/I insertion.

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