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The cause of prescriptivists has received a recent boost due to a rather intriguing incident in Sludgebutt, Pennsylvania. Billy Bob and Sylvania Fudgenugget felt that their relationship could do with a quick spruce-up. Imagine their surprise when, due to a data entry error, they were confronted with a five-
In response to a request for comment from SpecGram, Chief Condescension Officer Snorten Loudly, of the World Association of Superior Prescriptivists, said, “We told you this would happen! Our twenty years of work correcting grammar online is now fully justified.”
This statement led to an angry response from the World Association of Superior Typesetting Excellence, who complained about the misuse of the word “justified.”