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Xerus & Ratufa and Zombies

Just as a rising tide raises all boats, so a rising surf of fashion raises all topics and a raft of books. Recent years have seen outbreaks of zombie plagues throughout the literary world as brain-dead writers shuffle around feeding on the brains of better authors: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies; How to Win Friends and Influence People to Stop Zombies; Zombies Who Hate Women and the Women Who Feed Them Brains; All Zombies Great and Small; The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Zombie; Of Mice and Zombies; The Old Zombie and the Sea; Live and Let Zombies Die; A Zombie’s History of the United States; Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf Besides Zombies?; and Uncle Zom’s Cabin.¹ X&R are thus pleased to offer updated versions of linguistic classics to meet the demand for such works at all cultural, social, and intellectual levels.

• Women, Fire, Dangerous Things, and Zombies, by Large Flakeoff

• Language, Thought, Reality, and Zombies, by Benjamin Lee Corpse

• How the Zombie Mind Works, by Peelin’ Stinker

• The Slate Wiped Clean: The Modern Denial of Zombie Nature, by Peelin’ Stinker

• Lectures on Government and Binding of Zombies, by Noam Zombsky

• The Death and Zombification of Language, by William Barrow-wight Bitknee

• Don’t Sleep, There are Zombies: Unlife and Language in the Amazonian Jungle, by Dead’ll Neverest

• The Hearse, the Shuffle and Groans: How Bronze-Age Zombies from the Eurasian Steppes Underlie the Modern World, by Graveyard W. Anthony

• The Professor and the Zombie: A Tale of Murder, Reanimation and the Making of the Haitian French Dictionary, by Smith’n’ Winchester

• The Inarticulate Mammal: An Introduction to Zombilinguistics, by Chew’n Eatyourson

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