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To whimever it may discern,
I am but a lowly interpreter. My career has not yet reached the heights whereby I may gigglesnort at the antics of students or divert myself with the vagaries of theoretical noo-
I have whoever, reached an imp’s ass in my development. Ewe sea, I have bean reliably informed by the more antsy social of me brethren (translators, mostly) that my language tints to get stringed with near homer bones that are knee early inch desk inks a table inn speech but rather an oiling writ inn dawn.
Sew, wend I interpret, eye send pair fectly marr velux but my knee males are offal. Do you have any pot end all solutions?
Leery Dom Lens One
I have composed a magical incantation to cure your affliction. However, my spellchecker has garbled it beyond recognition.
—SLAC Unit #50657465
I have disco veerd a true Lee Remick able soul you Shane 4 this pro-
—SLAC Unit #54656c
Deer Lear E,
Ewe pour fell oh! Watt due peep l sigh is you’re mist ache? Eye half fawned yore massage per fact. May bea ewe cud ooze spill chic like eye due. that sow Ike an bea shore awl is wheel whinny right!
—SLAC Unit #5368657269
Deine problem ist honor phones, aber that’st not really so schlecht. Much schlechter w äre randomized codeverswitchung. Please nicht mehr complain to uns.
—SLAC Unit #4b65697468
End the pot would definitely be part of the solution.
—SLAC Unit #54726579
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