How to Win Friends and Influence Journal Editors, by Dual Carnegie
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The Seven Generalization-Rescuing Strategies of Highly Successful Linguists , by Stenograph R. Covey
Emotional Linguistics, by Denotational Goleman
Active Speaking: How to Manage Your Phoneme Portfolio Like a Linguist in Less Than One Hour a Week, by Alliteration Hull
Who Moved My Constituent?, by Synthesizer Johnson
Capital Letters, by Koronal Marx
How to Succeed in Linguistics Without Really Trying, by Superord Mead
The Rise and Fall of Syntactic Planning, by Honorific Mintzberg
Forces of Formalism: the Rise of New Paradigms and What It Will Mean for Your Grant Proposal, by Voweli Nasr
Getting to /jɛs/: Negotiating Verbal Agreement Without Conjugating, by Brace M. Patton, Wellformed L. Ury, & Rigor Fisher
The Tongues of Nations, by Adamsapple Smith
The Third Sound Wave, by Alveolum Toffler
A Department and Its Beliefs, by Tmesis Watson, Jr.