Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXVII
Number 2
Contents
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor

Associate Editors
Pete Bleackley
Madalena Cruz-Ferreira
Jonathan Downie
Bill Spruiell
Mikael Thompson
Sheri Wells-Jensen

Assistant Editors
Virginia Bouchard
Mark Mandel
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Kenny Baclawski
Adam Baker
Florian Breit
Bethany Carlson
Robin Day
Carin Marais
David Marino
Tel Monks
Laura Ryals
Mary Shapiro
Don Unger

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
We Waste More Time by 6 A.M. Than Most People Waste All Day
October 2016

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