Assemble a judicious
“Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.” —Samuel Johnson
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Set up two levels of linguistic representation; call them Level 1 and Level 2, or even better, Level Alpha and Level Beta. This is to divide your explicanda into two conceptual domains so you can let one explain the other. Leave these levels and all constructs supporting them undefined; these will be your Theoretical Primes. Define everything else, however, not only as rigorously as possible but using as many symbols from the predicate calculus as you can understand.
Be sure to leave undefined the notion “mu.” Now make “mu” a unit at both undefined levels. For each “mu” use ordinary English spelling, but in upper case letters on one level, and in lower case letters on the other. Use abbreviations with upper case; for example ERG, PRO, +ITAL for “ergative,” “pronominal,” “borrowed from Italian.”
From this point on you need a graphics expert. Draw guitar strings (don’t call them that, of course) from units on one level to units on the other level. Count and classify the various
“Learning preserves the errors of the past, as well as its wisdom. For this reason, dictionaries are public dangers, although they are necessities.” —Alfred North Whitehead
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At this point it will be proper, though not absolutely necessary, to bung in a bit of data from other languages. Since ultimately theories like yours can be constructed only by trained linguists who speak natively the languages they are examining, frankly, the Second Coming will be upon us well before you’ll really have to think seriously about other languages. Besides, you have this neat argument:
Premiss 1: If my theory won’t account for English, then it won’t account for all languages.
Premiss 2: My theory won’t account for English.
Conclusion: Bingo.
With regard to marketing your theory, this is a cinch because of the way the academic world works. Your theory won’t work, even for English, right? That’s a foregone conclusion. But for twenty or thirty years, other people will make such a good living patching it up that they’ll praise you as a genius even while they’re bashing the daylights out of you, since without you, where would they be?
Make occasional references to Kuhn.
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