S PECULATIVE  G RAMMARIAN
The  B odaciously  Q uotatious  Mega Issue

Speculative Grammarian, Vol CXLIX, No 4 Volume CXLIX,
Number 4
October 2004

M ANAGING  E DITOR
Trey Jones

E DITOR  E MERITUS
Tim Pulju

A SSOCIATE  E DITORS
Martin Hilpert
Edward Johnson
Aya Katz
David Mead
Mikael Thompson
Keith Slater
Bill Spruiell
Joey Whitford


Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

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