Re-X-amining X-bar—Naomi Abrams Chewsky SpecGram Vol CLXXXIX, No 3 Contents The Physics of Linguistics—Φυσικές Επιστήμες, Jayeon Gwahak, and Природ О’Ведение

The Linguistics Department Γυμνάσιον
A Guide for the Perplexed and Unretroflexed

Pynn Nupp-Gurle & Bīff Kāyke

We can’t tell you how many times we’ve had clients come to us in a panic:

When the dean told the Linguistics Department to shape up or ship out, this isn’t what we thought he meant! As one look at us will confirm, we have no clue how to use any of this exercise equipment. Please explain it to us. Hurry, I think I just heard a boat horn!

If that’s you, then the ling-γυμ may seem scary at firstbut we can help you find your way.

There are plenty of great exercises and activities for the beginner:

Certain activities are probably not the best for a neophyte:

We can also train you on the most relevant and useful interactional schemata at the Linguistics Department Γυμνάσιον:

Ling-γυμ trainers are available 24/7 for additional instruction, exhortation, and motivation:

For those who want a more organized experience, the Linguistics Department Γυμνάσιον has many highly structured programsdeep, surface, underlying, syntactic, thematic, logical, lexical, canonical, conceptual, and more. A small sample:

For those who need camaraderie and fun to maintain your commitment to work out, we also offer a number of group classes:

And, of course:

Linguistics Department Γυμνάσιον Notice: Although the ling-γυμ has recently been repainted in gold and red (as per survey responses), the ceiling remains low. Please take care not to bang your head on the pied piping.

Re-X-amining X-barNaomi Abrams Chewsky
The Physics of LinguisticsΦυσικές Επιστήμες, Jayeon Gwahak, and Природ О’Ведение
SpecGram Vol CLXXXIX, No 3 Contents