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Trickle Down Linguonomics II

K͡Parul K͡Brugmann

This month The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™ are excited to continue with a relatively new puzzle typeTrickle Down Linguonomicswhich combines the best elements of English’s nearly arbitrary orthography with the worst ideas from the Dismal Science. This TDL puzzle was originally created by K͡Parul K͡Brugmann, a time-travelling chimeric multi-clone of an American Nobel Prize–winning economist and a German Neogrammarian Indo-Europeanist.

A small batch of TDL puzzles has been dropped off at our offices, and the Elves are publishing each in turn as they are transcoded out of AutoGrammatikon Atemporal Normal Form ΦIV::ʔ¿/42 (Part B). The second is presented below.

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For each word with blanks, use letters from the word or words above to fill in the blanks, repeating as necessary (and it will be oh-so-necessary). For example, blanks on the second line can be filled with any number of N’s, P’s, or U’s. Those on the next line with N’s, O’s, P’s, or U’s; etc. When multiple words are possibleand with English, there’s always some more- or less-obscure option availablethe more linguisticky option is best.

If you think you’ve figured out the answers, submit your solution to the editors of SpecGram by September 15, 2015, and you could win a prize.* Solutions and winners will be announced in the October issue.

The answers to last month’s ΣυυιτχεροοΓάμμαDouble Trouble puzzle are: aorist/medial, center/sonant, elative/habitus, signify/surface, analyze/diagram, concord/formant, exact/idiom, aphesis/factive, finite/labial, actor/lexis, decline/inflect, contour/meaning.

The following puzzlemeisters were chosen from among all correct submissions and will receive a SpecGram prize of their choosing (while supplies last).

Jason ZentzMax BonkeMichael DabruckMike Cahill

Additional puzzlers have been selected for honorable mention status; they receive no material prizes, but glory is theirs!

Gretchen McCullochVirginia Bouchard

* Note that SpecGram Anti-Hoarding Guidelines stipulate that puzzle-related prizes cannot be won by anyone who has won a puzzle-related prize in the last three monthsthough honor, fame, and glory may still be seized on the metaphorical field of puzzle-related battle.

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