Meeting Regulations for the
International Ambiguity Society/
Société d’Ambigüité Internationale

1. A meeting will be presided over by the president and the chairperson or the scrimshander.
2. No member may bring motions or call for voting without the express permission of the presiding officer.
3. To comply with standards, meetings will be held in a room with unlockable doors, and members will wear inflammable shoes with untieable laces.
4. The scribe shall submit a summary of all statements made at the end of the meeting.
5. Every member has the right to sit in one chair.
6. All members are not allowed to take personal phone calls during meetings.
7. The presiding officer may only berate members who are absent.
8. The motions of members are to be strictly controlled.
9. When a point becomes moot, the motion shall be tabled, and members shall eat chips.
10. All attendees shall respect their chair.
11. Challenging senior staff will not be tolerated.
12. All members are expected to work through the beloved Head of Department’s absence quietly and respectfully.
13. Proposals for semantics workshops must have a pragmatic focus.
14. Meetings are held bimonthly.
15. Any member who violates these rules shall give the jester a photo of themself.
16. These rules should be well respected by all.
17. These rules must literally be followed.

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