Fifty Grades of A
by i ɛl dʒemz
A handsome linguistics professor draws numerous innocent young women into his class by promising them a wealth of high grades, plus lots of Language and Gender. Then he spends months torturing them with Government and Binding.
See what readers and critics are saying about 50 Grades of A...
“C-Command and Subjacency turned out to be a lot less interesting than I’d expected.”
—Marquis de S.
“Even more painful than Critique of Pure Reason.”
—Willard Q.
“Non-interesting. Recursively.”
—Avram C.
“I sent my kids and husband to the mall for nothing.”
—Anonymous reviewer
Suburban Housewife Magazine
“And by the way, there’s no such thing as a handsome linguistics professor.”
—The Sisters of Alpha Beta Sorority
