I’d Like to Buy a Vowel—Trey Jones SpecGram Vol CLXV, No 1 Contents IPAlindromes I—Mary Shapiro

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Fifty Grades of A

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A handsome linguistics pro­fes­sor draws num­er­ous in­no­cent young wom­en in­to his class by prom­is­ing them a wealth of high grades, plus lots of Lan­guage and Gen­der. Then he spends months tor­tur­ing them with Gov­ern­ment and Bind­ing.

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I’d Like to Buy a VowelTrey Jones
IPAlindromes IMary Shapiro
SpecGram Vol CLXV, No 1 Contents