Linguimericks, Etc.—Book ३३ SpecGram Vol CLXXVI, No 4 Contents A Sample of Self-Definers—Phonetics, Phonology, & Phonotactics: Part I—The SpecGram Book Elves™

On Powerful Linguistic Theories

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Science Journalist: What’s the most powerful linguistic theory?

Professor: Mine.
Assistant Professor: Whatever the funders ask for.
Grad Student: My professor’s.
Recent Graduate: Anything but my professor’s.

Linguimericks, Etc.Book ३३
A Sample of Self-DefinersPhonetics, Phonology, & Phonotactics: Part IThe SpecGram Book Elves™
SpecGram Vol CLXXVI, No 4 Contents