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2 Recent research (see for example, Dysart, Earl oF., “How much do they really know?”, Footnotes Quarterly 42.3, p.36-41) has shown that most socio- and documentary linguists can’t or won’t follow recursive footnotes, can’t or won’t read past lengthy in-
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