With my pate both addled and balding,
Drinking coffee both scalded and scalding,
It’s true, I confess,
That tenure’s the best,
For us fools who missed out on a calling.
This student should really have paid
More heed to the notes that he made
On how ancient phonology
For now he will get zero grade.
In the comfort of his home
Did furiously sleep,
Dreaming of colorless green structures deep.
AABBA is a form
We tend to think of as the norm—
Anapests, without fail—
But the proper detail
A linguist, Rick Roll by name
Gained a measure of Internet fame
With his study of memes,
GIFs and Wiki editing teams
Now he knows that you just lost The Game.
—Col. O. Nihilist
motivate movement. all
parallels lifting. like
raising a barn.
Where might the stress be on limericist?
Which syllable? It seems that it’s anyone’s guess.
First or the second?
Not sure? Well I reckon
You’ll get it right if you’re incredibly pissed.