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SpecGram Wins Retraction Prize

At a glitzy award ceremony in a motel off of a highway in Iowa, Speculative Grammarian won the award for having the fewest retractions of any journal: zero.

Speaking on behalf of the team, Editor-in-Chief Trey Jones honored his fellow writers, saying “with articles of the quality we have and the numbers of readers we get on a daily basis, there is absolutely no chance of any retractions being requested.”

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