Version A (traditional):
Add macaroni and 1 tsp. salt to 6 cups boiling water. Stir. Boil rapidly, stirring occasionally, 8 to 10 minutes or until tender but firm. Drain. Add 4 tbsps. butter or margarine, 1/4 cup vitamin D fortified whole milk and contents of cheese sauce packet. Mix thoroughly. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Makes about 3 cups.Version B (new and improved):
It is obvious from even a cursory examination that the text lacks both elegance and simplicity. Certainly it is plain that the stratificational solution is much easier for even a layman to follow. With this in mind, and realizing that the same is true for any extralinguistic phenomenon capable of linguistic description, I suggest that we begin a process of eliminating cumbersome and outdated written language in favor of relational catalyses. To speed this process, we should begin production of catalytic converters according to the type developed by Adam Makkai at General Motors Institute in Flint, Michigan, in 1978.
|Tim Pulju||Michigan State University|