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Dear SLAC,
What’s the plural of focus and how do you pronounce it? I’ve seen it spelled <foci>, but do you pronounce that /foʊkaɪ/ or /foʊsaɪ/? Or is it something else entirely? Focuses? Focora? Focopodes? Please offer me your insights on pluralization so I can impress my colleagues with a veneer of superior erudition!
—Trying Hard to Focus
Dear Tries-
Properly speaking, there should be no plural. You must only focus on one thing at a time, for the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world to multitask.
—SLAC Unit #4d696b61656c
Dear Trying Hard to Focus,
The plural of focus is topic.
—SLAC Unit #4b65697468
Dear Unfocused,
I used to think the plural was foucault, but now I’m swinging toward a different plural form, because, in Italian, it’s focaccia
—SLAC Unit #56696e63656e74
Dear Member of the Folk,
In German, volk-us (“folk-us”) is the ultimate Euro socialist thingy, while volki (“folk-I”) is the ultimate Marxist dialectic, giving us the people vs. the individual. So, foci is clearly the opposite of plural.
—SLAC Unit #4a6f65
Dear Out-
You need to consult a focus group to resolve this.
—SLAC Unit #50657465
Dear Trying Hard to Focus,
If it’s a false focus (pl.), it’s faux.
—SLAC Unit #4465616b
Dear Try Hard,
Clearly the plural of focus is double-
—SLAC Unit #4a6f6e617468616e
Dear Focus Lost,
You’ve really set the great minds of SLAC into disarray with your question. SLAC Unit #4d696b61656c is clearly correct, SLAC Unit #56696e63656e74 clearly needs some Adderall, and it looks like SLAC Unit #4a6f6e617468616e’s been drinking again. As for your actual question, focopodes
—SLAC Unit #54726579
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