SpecGram Press Me Against You brings you a sizzling, schwizzling story of passion in the articulatory phonetics lab.
Sche was a brilliant billionaire businesswoman; he was an early career articulatory phonetician with a massive student debt and a schmouldering passion for unstressed mid-
Sche schmoozed him; he was schmitten. They schwaltzed schwowly across the tile floor of the articulatory phonetics laboratory.
Sche held him close and schwhispered, ‘Have you ever been schwacked on the behind with a schwhip? That’ll make you articulate some vowels!’
‘Schwow me!’ he schwaid, schwivering with anticipation ... and they kissed: ‘mwah ... schwah.’