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Superlative Chamber Hands Down Verdict

In a judgment that has shocked the linguistics world, the Superlative Chamber has delivered its verdict in Johnson, OED, Webster and Merriam vs the Internet. The Chamber was asked whether the Internet was right to call for the prorogation of the process of linguistic change, isolating British English off from languages in Europe, in a process called Lexit.

Summarising the chamber’s finding, Chair Anita Rachnid spake thusly: “Thou canst not hold thineself Cnut-like against the slings and arrows of outrageous descriptivism, fo’ shizzle bae.”

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