SpecGram—Letters to the Editor

Dear Speculative Grammarian,

I am writing to express my wholehearted support for the actions of the Nunavut Government.

Yours faithfully,
Dai Penfwlli
University of Wales,
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

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Dear Dai,

☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐. ☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐? ☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐☐!!

—Eds.

Dear SpecGram,

I thankfully give thanks for the lovely love and heartfelt feelings expressed in your recently recent Letter from the Executive Editor. That mutual feeling goes both ways! My favorite sentimental sentiment about long-dead deadlines comes from Douglas Adams: “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

With sincere sincerity,
Dubya Doubletree

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Dear Dub-dub,

We hearingfully hear ya!

Thanky-thanks!
—Eds.

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Speculative Grammarian accepts well-written letters commenting on specific articles that appear in this journal or discussing the field of linguistics in general. We also accept poorly-written letters that ramble pointlessly. We reserve the right to ridicule the poorly-written ones and publish the well-written ones... or vice versa, at our discretion.

	Ane Editorial Comment on the Lack of Fresh ~~Victims~~ Contributors—A Letter from Associate Editor Jonathan Downie
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