Fourth Announcement: Panini Press Must Get Manuscripts/Fire Sale

Ad rates skyrocketing. Cash bonus on manuscript acceptance. 19 printing presses for sale; $20K each, OBO. Also available: 30 tons of 100 lb. paper, fit for publishing world-class linguistics books. Never used. 25¢/lb.; 1 ton free when you buy printing press.

Send manuscripts, you pencil-necked language geeks.❦पा

To heretofore unknown scholars Edgartina Olláphersen and Olafrinia Etkarzön: abandon publication of The Historicity of Texts and the Textuality of History with those curs. Lawsuit filed for breach of contract. You two-faced jerks.❦पा