Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CXCII
Number 3
Editor-in-Chief
Trey Jones

Executive Editor
Keith Slater

Senior Editors
Mikael Thompson
Jonathan Downie

Contributing Editors
Pete Bleackley
Deak Kirkham

Associate Editors
Vincent Fish
Mark Mandel

Assistant Editors
Emily Davis
Luca Dinu
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Andrew Lamont
CJ Quines
Noah Schachter
Daniel Swanson


Comptroller General
Joey Whitford
Jagged Little Pilcrow
December 2022


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