Oh cacophony of chunky fudge squirts! Drop your slacks, yank your flatulent panties out of your cruddy crevice, and prepare to smear on a cornucopia of viscous ointments, you mucus-
gurgling lugubrious squab! Don’t gripe, you phlegmatic sap! The M.O.I.S.T. brainchild has arrived!
Did that leave you shuddering and queasy? You are not alone, you don’t deserve to suffer, and we’re here to help. We are M.O.I.S.T.
We are more than just empty whining rhetoric! We’ve teamed up with a former high-
English is no longer our only target. Our organization has branches just beginning to work in other languages, too. Hay los Hispanohablantes Unidos para Mejorar el Estilo del Discurso Oral (H.U.M.E.D.O.). Il y a les Habitants Unis pour Modifier des Idiomes Destructifs et Effroyables (H.U.M.I.D.E.). More coming all the time
Like Fingernails on a Chalkboard,
These Are the Words of Our Lives.