From the Archives!—A Stone Word

The SpecGram Archive Elves™

As we’ve already reported, our very own Butch McBastard obtained a satchel of papers and other miscellanea labeled, “Top Secret SpecGram Time Capsule, 1964—Do Not Open for 50 Years!” The relentless bickering with the SpecGram legal team over potential incriminating evidence proprietary information continues, but we are again able to share with our readers some of the riches contained within the satchel.

Here is a photo of the thirteenth archival item, a stone word of the kind hypothesized by Merritt Greenberg and Joseph Ruhlen. This one is particularly sharp—and thus likely was intended to be quite hurtful. It has been hypothesized by our in-house historical geolinguists to have been a precursor to Gothic “𐌳𐍅𐌰𐌻𐌰”.

More to come...

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