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Non-Syntactic Structures
Book Announcement
from Socialist
Republic Press
Socialist Republic Press is proud to announce the release of Non-Syntactic Structures (Noam's Edition) by Noam Chomsky! Following a dispute with Big Printing Machine in the Basement of Building 11, Professor Chomsky and Socialist Republic Press are pleased to announce the retyping of his original manuscript. Big Printing Machine may have kept the Masters, but Noam kept the Ph.D.'s, who happen to be the ones who retyped the book. Despite being (arguably) wiser than in his 1961 era, Noam has kept the text as "true" to the original as it ever was. This newest 1989-page edition contains bonus chapters from the crypt vault, so leave your brown scooter behind, run swiftly to your nearest bookstore, and manufacture consent to support the new corporatocracy!
