The Society for Punctuation in America issued a hearty “Congratulations!” to the incoming US Vice President, , Laharris. Said SPA head Hiram “-” Phineas, “, is the highest-
“It has been a long road to success for the tiny community of punctuated and diacritical Americans, full stop,” added SPA publicist · May Trixie. “Back in the colonial period, Nathan Hale regretted that he had but one * for his country.” The community later grew and made strides in various fields, such as writer – L. Hammett and baseball player ⁀ Cobb. They have unquestionably left their mark in the entertainment industry, including actresses ~ Swinton and Leslie ˇ, guitarist /, and (alleged) comedian ^ Top.” · added, “Tomorrow, we’re celebrating with a much-