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[SpecGram Editor’s Note: Unfortunately, JLSSCNC is no longer accepting submissions, and their offices have long closed. However, submissions that would have been appropriate for JLSSCNC would also be appropriate for Speculative Grammarian. See our submissions page for more information. Our editorial policy continues the tradition of leniency that JLSSCNC embraced.]

	The Learner’s Task--Keith Slater
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