Introducing Sadian—Context, phoneme inventory and promissory notes—April Füller SpecGram Vol CLXXIV, No 1 Contents Trickle Down Linguonomics II—K͡Paʳᵤl K͡Brugmanⁿ

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Introducing SadianContext, phoneme inventory and promissory notesApril Füller
Trickle Down Linguonomics II—K͡Parul K͡Brugmann
SpecGram Vol CLXXIV, No 1 Contents