Not a wire news service but still more reliable than most newspapers.
Given the ongoing alcohol/
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
It has come to our attention that the people are confusing the International Phonetic Alphabet with India Pale Ale. We set out the differences below.
* One is an intoxicant, overexposure to which can lead to slurring words, impaired decision-
making and a nasty headache.
* The other is a type of beer.