The No. 1 Linguists’ Detective Agency—Keith Slater SpecGram Vol CLXIV, No 1 Contents A Poem Puzzle—Bryan Allen

The Most Amazing Linguistic Concert Event of the 21st Century

brought to you by the SpecGram Promotional Board

One Night Only! At the Col­i­se­um! The great­est gath­er­ing of lin­guis­tic-ori­ent­ed mu­si­cians the world has ev­er seen! Nev­er be­fore has so much tal­ent oc­cu­pied a sin­gle stage! A once in a life­time op­por­tu­ni­ty! You’ll tell your grand­chil­dren! And they won’t be­lieve you were there! Get your tick­ets now!

The Best Lx Bands Evar!!
ATR³
/ju2/
ZZ Topic
Linguaphobia
+Strident 47
Stereo-phonics
The Lex Pistols
The Breathy Boys
The Rolling Tones
Take That Phoneme
East 17 Morphomes
Apothegma Berzerk
DC (Natural) Talk
Auslaut­verhärtung
Hëävÿ Mëtäl Ümläüt
Jefferson Airstream
Def Native Informant
Front Vowel Assembly
Meter, Pause and Mora
The Œdipal Expletives
The Fleeting Expletives
Semicolon and Garfunkel
John McCarthy and Wings
My Life with the Thrill Trill Kult
Noam C and the Generativist Gang Ministry of Sound Experimental Practice

ALL PROCEEDS BENEFIT THE GRAD STUDENT LEGAL DEFENSE FUND. FREE THE BOUND MORPHEMES!

Produced by Bill Spruiell, Jonathan Downie, Keith Slater, Jouni Maho, David J. “azz Hands” Peterson, and Trey Jones

Underwritten by Psammeticus Entertainment Consortium Corp. & Co., Inc., Ltd.

The No. 1 Linguists’ Detective AgencyKeith Slater
A Poem PuzzleBryan Allen
SpecGram Vol CLXIV, No 1 Contents