Kind sirs: Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Sincerely, Sirs: What’s with this Beutelmaus crap? Anon. Sirs:
M. Goldparsky Sirs: Would you like fries with that? W. Spruiell, Ph.D. |
Sirs: Will you please reprint the crossword puzzle? Anon. Anon: No. But it’s reprinted in LSSCNC Papers: Volume I, available at all fine book stores, or by mail- Eds. To the editors: If you do not refund my $367.28 I shall be forced to take legal action against LSSCNC. W.J.S. (U of F) Mr/s. W.J.S. (U of F), We’re not listening. Eds. Sirs: I thought the crossword puzzle was just a joke so I didn’t try to solve it, but then you printed the answers and I was completely humiliated. My office help quit and all my cat’s hair fell out. Was this intentional? W.D. Pinkerton-Umlaut Herr W.D.P.Ü: Yes. Eds. |