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Language Evolution Actually Just Buggy Python Script. Original Coder Is Sorry. Blames Mushroom Pizza.

Appearing bleary-eyed in front of the press at 4pm today, amateur coder and fan of 90s rock, Ivor Punne, apologised for his unFORTRANate contribution to linguistics: accidentally triggering all language evolution with a buggy Python script.

He said this afternoon:

Mr Punne accepted no further questions but is to be extradited to Java until he has paid his syntax.

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