S PECULATIVE  G RAMMARIAN
Volume CLVII, Number η, July 2009
S ummer  P uzzle  M ega  I ssue
Speculative Grammarian, Vol CLVII, No η

M ANAGING
 E DITOR
Trey Jones

E DITOR
 E MERITUS
Tim Pulju

S ENIOR
 E DITOR
Keith Slater

P UZZLE
 A SSOCIATES
Nick Williams
Jouni Maho

It’s all fun and games
until someone loses an eye


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