Speculative
Grammarian
Volume CLXXXIX
Number 3
Trey Jones, Editor-in-Chief
Keith Slater, Executive Editor
Mikael Thompson, Senior Editor
Jonathan Downie, Senior Editor
Pete Bleackley, Contributing Editor
Deak Kirkham, Contributing Editor

Associate Editors
Vincent Fish
Mark Mandel

Assistant Editors
Emily Davis
Yuval Wigderson

Editorial Associates
Egan Chernoff
Luca Dinu
Joe McAvoy
Daniel Swanson

Joey Whitford, Comptroller General
Impenetrably Vapid
February 2021


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