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The 3x3 Men’s Room Chorus
> Performance of “Grammar Cop” SpecGram Podcast July 2015
 

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Abdal-Aziz, Yahya
> An Advance Critique of the Psammeticus Press Contrastive Grammars Series Series Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
> An Apology to Mathematicians—A Letter from the Apologetical Editor Speculative Grammarian CLVII.2 September 2009
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLV.4 February 2009
> Re: Choose Your Own Career in Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLII.1 January 2007
> The Stylistic Writing Academy of Academic Writing Style Speculative Grammarian CLVII.3 November 2009
 
Absolon the Epsilon
> Notes on Language and Contingency Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.1 November 2012
 
Abū Gida, α-Betty
> An Adaptation to the Cognitive Niche Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> All hail to our muse, great Nan Tucket... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> All linguists should share terminology... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> Cackalackadaisical Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.4 June 2019
> The Dark Side of Our ABC’s Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.3 January 2024
> Dub-a-dunk. Dub-a-dunk. Dub-a-dunk... Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.1 July 2024
> For the best of phonetical thrills... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
> An /h/-droppin’ linguist in Youston... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> I am a big fan of recursion!... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.1 August 2020
> A linguist with many ideas anti-Chomsky... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
> Mavens—so quick to denunciate... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> O Copier! My Copier! Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> She’s been told he’s The Linguist Almighty... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> Short Southern vowels will get broken... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> Urging linguists to chase academia... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.2 December 2017
> A young linguist named Maudible... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
 
ad Weisz, Haystie
> Quick Tips for Linguists and the Linguistics-Adjacent Speculative Grammarian CXCI.2 October 2021
 
Adams, Ansel
> Gavagai Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.1 March 1997
 
Adams, Jacob
> A Venery of Terms—Part III—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
 
Adnerb, Brennon
> At the LSA Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
 
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> 50 Schwas of Vowel Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.2 September 2020
> Abjad-Bits Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.3 September 2018
> Advertisements World of Language I.2 February 1991
> American Anthropophagist Speculative Grammarian CXLVII.1 January 1993
> Artik-U-l8 Phoneme Services Speculative Grammarian CXC.3 June 2021
> The B-Cos® S-Mobile Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.2 August 2019
> Bestsellers of 2013—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> Bestsellers of 2014—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
> Bestsellers of 2015—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> Bestsellers of 2016—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.3 March 2017
> Bestsellers of 2017—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.3 January 2018
> Bestsellers of 2018—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.4 February 2019
> Blends for Friends—Winning Words for Wise Writers, Worthy Word Wranglers, and other Wanton Wrongdoers—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.1 November 2019
> Book Ads Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.1 March 1997
> Book Ads Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.2 January 1998
> The Business of Linguistics—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.3 March 2010
> Call for Manuscripts—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVI.3 May 2009
> The Capitol Area Linguistics League Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.2 February 1989
> Center Embedding Passives—A Call for Further Research Speculative Grammarian CLVI.2 April 2009
> The Chiasmus Linguistics Project—Book Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLI.4 October 2006
> The Chiasmus of the Month Award—Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.3 November 2009
> Classified Ads Linguist of Fortune I.1 November 1990
> Classified Ads Speculative Grammarian CLIII.3 January 2008
> Classified Advertisements Langue du Monde XVI.4 September 1991
> Classified Advertisements Speculative Grammarian CLIX.1 May 2010
> Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLV.1 September 2008
> Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
> Conlangers Anonymous Speculative Grammarian CLVII.4 December 2009
> The Conlanger’s Pasta Machine Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> Correlations in Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.1 July 2024
> Critical Readings in Linguistics Crossword Puzzle—Puzzle from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.η July 2009
> Davie Dunnit’s Disparaging Dictionary Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.2 January 2013
> DevanagBerries Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.1 July 2018
> Dialect Continuum Language Studies—Psammeticus Institute Speculative Grammarian CLIII.2 November 2007
> Dialect-Dependent Differences in Duration and Degree of Darkness—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVI.3 May 2009
> Do You Speak English XS? Speculative Grammarian CLXII.3 August 2011
> Ədvɚtəs’mənts Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.2 September 2020
> The Elizabethan Canuck: Linguistic Proof of Shakespeare’s Canadian Ancestry—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.4 June 2012
> An Etymological Dictionary of Cognitive-Stratificational Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CXLIX.2 April 2004
> The European Dialects of Cheese—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CL.3 July 2005
> EuroSprachGames—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.2 March 2012
> Even More Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.4 January 2012
> An Exciting Linguistics Investment Opportunity! Speculative Grammarian CXCI.4 March 2022
> The Fictional Foundations of Natural Language Processing—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.1 January 2010
> Fifty Grades of A Speculative Grammarian CLXV.1 July 2012
> The Future English Bible—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLX.4 January 2011
> Gee, Your Name Looks Funny!—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVI.2 April 2009
> German—English Großwörterbuch/Big Word Book—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.2 February 2010
> Grammars in Contrast Series Series—Series of Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLV.3 December 2008
> Grammatical Function-Changing Magic Show Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.3 January 2020
> The Γραμματο-Χαοτικον Long-Term Care Facility for Decommissioned Mad Social Scientists Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> Großwortbuch—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.3 March 2010
> The H-mility Index and Intellectual Discourse: Studies on the relationship between citation patterns and academic seniority—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.3 May 2012
> HAIRGEL: A Preview Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.1 March 2019
> Handbook for Linguistic Elicitation, Volume 28: Laziness and Inactivity—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.2 May 2013
> The Historicity of Texts and the Textuality of History—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.2 September 2009
> The History of Rome Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.2 August 2018
> The History of Rome Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> House of Pronouns Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.2 April 2018
> How to Cheat at Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CL.4 October 2005
> How to (Not?) Cause Offence with Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.3 January 2024
> iGrammoid Apps for Linguists and Linguistoids Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.4 March 2013
> The iLing BS Detection App Speculative Grammarian CLXV.2 August 2012
> In Need of Manuscripts—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.1 August 2009
> International Name Testing Service Speculative Grammarian CLII.2 March 2007
> An Interpreter’s Dictionary of Linguistic Argumentation—Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLIV.3 July 2008
> Introducing.. The SpecGram ⅔ Ellipsis™© Speculative Grammarian CLIX.2 June 2010
> An Introduction to Cagian Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXII.3 August 2011
> The Journal of Lockdown Linguistics (International Edition)—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.3 May 2020
> Laborers Needed Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
> Language Documentation Series—Call for Papers from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLI.3 July 2006
> Language Ecology and Language Zoology—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.2 March 2012
> Learn to Speak Swadesh in One Hundred Easy Lessons!—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLIX.1 May 2010
> Lɛ::ŋkθ Mɑ:rk Me::ɪl Ɛ:nhæ::nsmɛ:nt Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.1 October 2011
> The Lingo! A car designed for linguists... by linguists—Psammeticus Motors Speculative Grammarian CLII.1 January 2007
> LinguaDate Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.2 May 2013
> Linguistic Data Harvesters—John Deere Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.4 April 2010
> Linguistic Deskwork—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
> Linguistic Fortune Cookies Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.1 July 2019
> Linguistic Lingerie Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
> Linguistic Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLII.1 January 2007
> Linguistic Rehab Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> Linguistica ad—New Journal Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLII.4 July 2007
> Linguistics for Lazy People—Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLIV.1 May 2008
> Linguistics Gaming Machines Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.1 July 2018
> Linguistics in Popular Culture Speculative Grammarian CLXV.4 October 2012
> Local Linguist Mom Discovers One Weird Trick for Deriving NLP Equations!—Computational Linguists Hate Her! Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.1 January 2014
> The Lost Lexicographer: Ambrose Bierce, Beelzebub, and Documentary Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXV.3 September 2012
> The Mann de Man Language Institute Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.4 February 2019
> Micro-Commando Diachron-5 Auction Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
> Minomalism Rules!—Psammeticus Press Free Linguistic Ramblings Series Speculative Grammarian CLX.1 October 2010
> Money-Making Titles Series—Book Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLII.3 May 2007
> More EuroSprachGames—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.3 May 2012
> More of The Business of Linguistics—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLIX.2 June 2010
> More Self-Actualization for Linguists—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.1 January 2010
> More Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXII.2 July 2011
> Must Get Manuscripts/Fire Sale—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.2 September 2009
> Naggu Rotteya and the Grammarian’s Stone—Announcement from Scholartastic Books Speculative Grammarian CLVII.1 August 2009
> A New Publishing House—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
> Notice of Services Offered Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> Now Playing at the Move-α-plex!—The Trill Hunter & Conan the Librarian Speculative Grammarian CLXII.4 September 2011
> Now Under New Management!—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.4 December 2009
> Occam’s Blazers Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> Occam’s Phaser Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> Occam’s Phraser Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> Occam’s Safety Razor™ by Gillette Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> Occam’s Taser Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> The Ockham Post Hoc–Gazette Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> Ockham’s “Nay, Sir!” Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> An Optimality-Theoretic Account of the History of Linguistics: Past, Present, Future—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLI.2 April 2006
> The Other Sino-Tibetan Languages—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLII.2 March 2007
> Parenting Styles and Progeny Success—A Practical Guide to Broken-Record Parenting—The Linguistics Edition—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
> People for the Ethical Treatment of Data Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.4 August 2013
> People for the Ethical Treatment of Wugs Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.4 June 2019
> People with Lack of Original Research Ideas Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
> The Peristaltic Meditations of Noam Chomsky—Book Announcement from Xerus & Ratufa Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
> The Phone-of-the-Month Club Collateral Descendant of Lingua Pranca October 2009
> Pluralses—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CL.2 April 2005
> Positions Available Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.3 May 1989
> Prädikatsaussage Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.1 March 2019
> Pragmatic Scientist Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> Prepositional Propositions: About, Of, On, Under, and In—Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLIII.3 January 2008
> The Prescriptivist Handbook, 213th Edition—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> Presuppositories for Felicitous Discourse Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.1 March 2020
> Pumptilian Perniquity’s Comma Removal and Remediation Kit Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.1 May 2015
> Realistic Linguistic Degrees Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.2 April 2019
> Recipes for Success!—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.1 November 2018
> Recruiting Linguistics Students: A Guide for Departments and Deans—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> Relaunched Journal—Municipal Journal of Language Devolution Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.4 February 2018
> Retractions, Rejections and Reconstructions: The Multiply Integrated Lives of Linguistics Texts—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.3 February 2025
> Rosetta Stein—German Language Delivery System Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> Rosetta Stein—German Language Delivery System Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.2 December 2017
> Seeking 0.6 FTE Professor of Articulatory Phonetics/Articulated Lorry Driver Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.4 October 2019
> Seeking Part-Time Adjunct Professor of Tuxedo Textile Technologies/Statistics of Tactical Syntax Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
> Seeking Part-Time Tea Person/Interactional Linguist Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.4 June 2019
> Seeking Short-Term Provost/PA to the Provost Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.3 February 2021
> Smart Chimp Languages, Inc. Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.1 April 2013
> Snot-Caked Coke Nuggets XXIII Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.3 May 2019
> Son of SpeckGramm Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
> SpecGram Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLXII.2 July 2011
> SpecGram Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.3 May 2019
> SpecGram Dialect Expertise Services Speculative Grammarian CLXII.1 June 2011
> SpecGram Language Placement Services Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.3 September 2019
> SpecGram Suzie!—Psammeticus Entertainment Speculative Grammarian CLIII.4 March 2008
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.2 February 2010
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part IV—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.1 May 2016
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part V—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part VI—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part VII—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part VIII—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.4 April 2017
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part IX—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.4 October 2018
> The Stylistic Writing Academy of Academic Writing Style Speculative Grammarian CLVII.3 November 2009
> Stymie Stylometry! Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> The Swiss Data Massage Villa Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.1 September 2013
> SyllaBerries Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.3 May 2018
> SyllaBerries Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.4 June 2018
> Theoretische Beispiele und beispielhafte Theorien—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVI.4 June 2009
> They Don’t Have a Word for It—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.4 December 2009
> Titles in Fantasy and Sci-Fi Linguistics—Announcement from Scholartastic Books Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> Titles in Fantasy Linguistics—Announcement from Scholartastic Books Speculative Grammarian CLVII.2 September 2009
> Titles in Fantasy Linguistics—Announcement from Scholartastic Books Speculative Grammarian CLVII.3 November 2009
> Universal Grandma Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.1 April 2013
> Valence and Violence: How Language Shapes Political Acts—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLI.1 January 2006
> The Vowel Space DVD Boxed Set Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
> WANTED—STRONG COPYEDITORS! Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> What is That Mess on the Cover?—The Speculative Grammarian Essential Guide to Linguistics Cover Contest Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
> Word-A-Day Mongolian Calendar Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.2 November 2011
> Word-TV—Now A Wholly-Owned Subsidiary of SpecGramMedia Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.1 September 2016
> The Works of Dr. Abstreuss—Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXC.1 April 2021
> You Can Earn A Degree In Languology Speculative Grammarian CLV.4 February 2009
 
Aelgh, Hugo
> Conversation as Paranoia Lingua Pranca June 1978
 
Affanita, Nyklus
> Black Box Testing in Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.3 March 2010
 
Afiresay, Illiamway
> Linguists Need Prescriptivists (and probably Pig Latin, too) Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
 
Agerius, Aulus
> Words of Dubious Roman Origin Speculative Grammarian CLVII.η July 2009
 
Ἀγνωσῐ́ᾱ, Ἀλέξια
> In Defence of the Lexome Speculative Grammarian CXC.2 May 2021
 
Akde, Kmikhar
> Transparent Transformational Transitions—A Letter from Transient Editor Kmikhar Akde Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.3 February 2021
 
Albert, Morten H.
> A Corpus-Linguistic Approach to Demography Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
 
Albright, Sally
> What Happens When Linguists Meet? Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.3 January 2019
 
Allen, Bryan
> “Dear Grammy” Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.1 October 2011
> The Dictionary Code Speculative Grammarian CLIX.4 September 2010
> Dissection Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
> French Sues English Speculative Grammarian CLIX.2 June 2010
> Language Reviews Speculative Grammarian CLIX.3 July 2010
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.4 January 2012
> Performance of “Dissection” SpecGram Podcast September 2011
> A Poem Puzzle Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.1 February 2012
 
Almaguer-Reisdorf, Joyce
> The Texas World Cultural Festival and Poetry Recitation Competition SpecGram Podcast November 2014
 
Altaysh, X.
> A Venery of Terms—Part I—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> A Venery of Terms—Part II—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> A Venery of Terms—Part III—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
 
Ammon, M.
> Things Not to Write on Your Funding Proposals—Part I Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.1 August 2020
> Things Not to Write on Your Funding Proposals—Part II Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.3 October 2020
 
Anderson, Iain Paul
> The Origin of Tonal Consonants in Native American Languages Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.2 August 2018
 
Andersson, Samuel
> The English Plural Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.2 April 2018
> The Nutritional Value of Phonemes Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.3 January 2019
> “What have humans not already written t?”... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
 
Anifesto, Ling M.
> Linguistics Manifesto Speculative Grammarian CLXI.2 March 2011
 
Announcements
> 2018 Conferences in Nerdolinguistics Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.1 March 2018
> 27th International Conference on the Phonology of Acronyms—Code of Conduct Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
> Announcing the rebirth of Speculative Anthropologist!!! Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.4 March 1998
> Arabic Numeral to Numeri++ Converter Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.4 February 2018
> The Campaign for Phonemic Equality Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> Cancellation Notice: Philosophical Fight of the Century Postponed Indefinitely Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.3 February 2021
> Class Action Settlement Reached Speculative Grammarian CLIV.1 May 2008
> The First Annual SpecGram Phonological Spelling Bee Speculative Grammarian CLII.4 July 2007
> The Γραμματο-Χαοτικον Manifesto Speculative Grammarian CL.4 October 2005
> Language as a Virus from Space—A Symposium in Two Movements Speculative Grammarian CXLIX.4 October 2004
> Mad Libitum—A Sesquidecennial Refresh Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.1 July 2024
> Meeting Regulations for the International Ambiguity Society/Société d’Ambigüité Internationale Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
> New Children’s Programming from SpecGram TV Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> Notice of Disorder Quellment and Negotiated Objector Statement—Speculative Grammarian Task Force for Wanton Innovation v. Office of the Editor-in-Chief of Speculative Grammarian Speculative Grammarian CXCII.3 December 2022
> Obituary: Velma Hortensia Schleppengruber Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.1 March 2018
> The Original English Movement Speculative Grammarian CXLIX.3 July 2004
> Οrthοɡrаphiс Ρеrplexеr Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.4 February 2018
> Research Assistants Are Being Paid Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> Save the Adverbs Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.3 January 2018
> Speculative Grammarian International Academic and Very Clever Professorial International Linguistics Conference 2020 Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
> Speculative Grammarian International Academic and Very Clever Professorial International Linguistics Conference 2020—UPDATE Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.3 January 2020
> Speculative Grammarian to Cease Publication in December 2012 Speculative Grammarian CLXII.3 August 2011
> Spouses of Undomesticated Linguists: S.O.U.L. Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
 
Anonymous
> An Advance Critique of the Psammeticus Press Contrastive Grammars Series Series Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
> Collected Graphic Evidence Against the Existence of the Morphome Speculative Grammarian CLX.1 October 2010
> An Introduction to Linguistics in Haiku Form Speculative Grammarian CLIX.4 September 2010
> ODE TO ALCUIN Speculative Grammarian CLVI.2 April 2009
> Old Man Chomsky Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
> On Egslunce Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.4 June 2012
> Phonetics for the Hearing Impaired, an Autobiographical Case Study Speculative Grammarian CXLVII.3 March 1993
> Prescriptive Linguistics—The Future of our Field Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.3 December 2011
> Syntax Hole Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
> Untitled Langue du Monde XVI.4 September 1991
> A Yonge Philologiste’s First Drynkynge Poime Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
> Your Glottal Stop Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
 
Anonymous, The Animal Communication Researcher
> There once was a curate of Kew... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.4 October 2019
 
Anonymous, the Backformologist
> Said a miser who sordidly mised... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
 
Anonymous, the Child Language Aquisitionist
> Some triplets who live in Pará... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
 
Anonymous, the Classicist Code Switcher
> Erat Romanorum dictator... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.1 May 2014
 
Anonymous, the Computational Linguist
> A comp’tational linguist of Boston... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
 
Anonymous, the Formal Semanticist
> There once was an X from place B... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
 
Anonymous, the Metrical Phonologist
> Of unstable footing young Yates... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
 
Anonymous, the Prosodologist
> There was a young man of Japan... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.1 January 2014
 
Anonymous, the Speech Pathologist
> A man who lisped said to me: “Wunθ... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
 
Antwerp, Alex A.
> An inspired freshman linguist cried, “Aaaah!...” Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.2 September 2020
 
Anwyth, Onfor
> The Ballad of Three-Tongued Ted Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
 
ap Pythonius, Pythagorina P.
> It’s ... It’s ...!—A Linguistic Analysis of the Result of the Python Poll Speculative Grammarian CXC.3 June 2021
 
Ἀπόστροφος, Ἔλλειψις
> Linguistically-Themed Pseudo-Nihonese Puzzles Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.1 September 2014
> Συυιτχεροο—Ἄλφα Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> Συυιτχεροο—Βῆτα Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> Συυιτχεροο—Γάμμα—Double Trouble Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
 
Arcadopoulou, Arcadia
> There once was a teacher from Rome... Speculative Grammarian CXCII.2 September 2022
 
Arena, Bruce
> The Narcolinguistic Effects of Professional Athletic Strikes: The hidden danger of baseball—is your community safe? Speculative Grammarian CLXI.1 February 2011
 
Argyropoulou, D.
> Αντιγόνη—From an Optimal and Theoretical, Pluri- and Interdisciplinary As Well As Transversal Perspective Speculative Grammarian CLV.3 December 2008
 
Armentrout, Ruth
> T-Shirt Logos Son of Lingua Pranca November 1979
 
Arrator, Thé N.
> Linguistic (Fight) Clubs Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.4 October 2018
 
Asio, A.
> A Possible Prional Source for Linguistic Degeneration from Prolonged Ailuric Exposure Speculative Grammarian CLIII.1 September 2007
 
Associated Linguists Press
> Pragmatist Arrested, Charged Speculative Grammarian CLII.1 January 2007
 
Association of Overly Honest Linguists
> Press Conference Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.2 October 2023
 
Ἀστερίσκος, Ἔλλειψις
> Linguistically-Themed Pseudo-Nihonese Puzzles Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.1 September 2014
> Συυιτχεροο—Ἄλφα Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> Συυιτχεροο—Βῆτα Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> Συυιτχεροο—Γάμμα—Double Trouble Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
 
Athletesfoot, David
> Spore Theory: A Contribution to the Study of the Biological Foundations of Natural Language Son of Lingua Pranca November 1979
 
Att, Laurie
> Official SpecGram Poem: The Search Goes On Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.2 October 2023
 
Au, Mia
> Precise Quantification of Feline Comprehension of Human Language Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
 
Auden, N.
> How to Reply to Meaningless Conversational Openers: Authenticity Without Impoliteness—A Linguistic Approach Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.1 June 2023
 
Augh, Cowell R.
> Where No Researcher Should Tread Speculative Grammarian CLVI.3 May 2009
 
Auld-Boomah, Krotchet E.
> Now They’re Killing Grammatical Distinctions Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.4 October 2018
 
Autolycus, Julienne
> On Apparent “Systematic Suppletion” in Ksotre Speculative Grammarian CLII.4 July 2007
 
Aye, Meemigh Selfin
> An Argument for Them Speculative Grammarian CXLVII.3 March 1993
 

B Authors ^
Baclawski, Kenny
> Focusing on the Topics of “topic” and “focus” Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> The Man Who Left His Deictic Center in San Francisco Speculative Grammarian CLXX.1 May 2014
> On the Proto-Indo-European Origin of ‘Twerk’ Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.3 November 2013
 
Bad Boy Balthazar
> Some mages (from th’East, past the junction)... Speculative Grammarian CXC.1 April 2021
 
Bafflegab, Skiffy
> A Classroom-Based Study of Semantic Entailments: Definiteness, Specificity, and Anaphoric Reference in English, French, and German Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
 
Baker, Adam
> Conference Report—The Third International Conference on Tone Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.4 April 2017
> Consent Forms Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> The Devil’s Dictionary of Linguistics and Phonetics Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> The Devil’s Dictionary of Linguistics and Phonetics, Fascicle 2 Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> Generative Speech Recognition: A competence model of ASR Speculative Grammarian CLI.2 April 2006
> Linguistic Emissions Reduction Sought Speculative Grammarian CLIII.1 September 2007
> Linguists Seek Increased Funding To Fight Potential Aphasic Flu Epidemic Speculative Grammarian CLI.3 July 2006
 
Bakery, Yreka
> New speech disorder linguists contracted discovered! Speculative Grammarian CLI.2 April 2006
 
Balbulus, Notker
> Phonological Theory and Language Acquisition Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.2 January 1998
 
Balderdash, Angus Æ., Esq.
> On Apparent “Systematic Suppletion” in Ksotre Speculative Grammarian CLII.4 July 2007
> Regular Isomorphisms of Categorization in the Apathetic Informant Speculative Grammarian CXLIX.3 July 2004
 
Ballow, Livia M
> A Typological Study of Inclusive Language Speculative Grammarian CXCI.2 October 2021
 
Bang, Bing
> Οо Εе, Оο Аa Αa—Α Сrурtοgrаm Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.4 June 2020
 
Bangah, F. Ang
> Where are the Vampire Linguists? Speculative Grammarian CLVII.2 September 2009
 
Bangzerrungen, Fugacious Ƕ.
> On the Wild Extrapolation of Rhodes’ Tame/Wild Scale Speculative Grammarian CLXI.2 March 2011
 
Barbarosa, Nikita
> Rethinking Social Sciences Under the Influence of N-Bar Theory Speculative Grammarian CLXV.4 October 2012
 
Barber, Bethany
> The Texas World Cultural Festival and Poetry Recitation Competition SpecGram Podcast November 2014
 
Barclay, Nigel
> Rethinking Social Sciences Under the Influence of N-Bar Theory Speculative Grammarian CLXV.4 October 2012
 
Barrow, Frank J.
> The Linguistic Big Freeze Speculative Grammarian CLIX.4 September 2010
 
Barrowman, Norberto
> Rethinking Social Sciences Under the Influence of N-Bar Theory Speculative Grammarian CLXV.4 October 2012
 
Barry, Colleen
> Performance of “The Linguistics Wars” SpecGram Podcast November 2010
 
Bartee, Ellen
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLII.2 March 2007
 
Battaglia, Jimmy
> A Sociolinguistic Study of Bilingualism in the Rio Grande Valley Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.3 February 1998
 
Bauch, D.
> Degenerative Grammar—Our Current State of Linguistic Degradation Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.4 March 2013
 
Bazaine, François Achille
> Ready! Fire! Aim!—A New Approach to Military Combat Using Language Science Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.3 March 2010
 
Beard, Robert
> Do You Suffer the Embarrassment of Loose Vowel Syndrome? Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
 
Beaujolais, Beavis
> The Subaltern Refuses to Cite: An Altermondialist Rebuke of Journal Impact Factors (JIFs) in Linguistics via a Foucauldian Reconfiguration of Semantic Web (SW) in Deep Learning Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.4 February 2020
 
Beauregard, Truman ‘Tex’
> Texan for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXI.3 April 2011
 
Beckel, Samuett
> Pozzo arrive, et il dit... Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.1 July 2024
 
Bee, Golda
> My treatise on meaning in lingo-philosophy... Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.2 October 2024
 
Beeton-Frasier, Esmerelda Rose
> From Mwahaha to Bwahaha: Some Observations on Evil Laughter Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
 
Belden, Scott
> The Mandarin Informant SpecGram Podcast August 2013
 
Bell, Leonidas Jefferson
> Ode to Cows Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.ο Mid-October 2016
 
Belmont, T.
> SpecGram Dictionary of the Linguistics of Mythological Beasts—Volume 123: The Vampire Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.1 June 2023
 
Bémol, Frédéric François
> A man once wrote a copious tome... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.3 October 2020
 
ben Ātar, Pat
> L.U.R.V.E. is a Battlefield—How the Internet Ruins Everything Acronyms Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
 
Bennett, J. Fraser
> ██████████ █████ ███████ Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.4 August 1989
 
Bennett, Will
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.2 March 2012
 
ber Sarkur, Ulfheðnar
> A Deluxe Diagonal Latin Square Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.3 January 2018
> A Diagonal Latin Square Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> FonoFutoshiki Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
> FonoFutoshiki II Speculative Grammarian CLVI.3 May 2009
> FonoFutoshiki III Speculative Grammarian CLVII.η July 2009
> /hʌnikom pʌzəl/ Speculative Grammarian CXCI.4 March 2022
> The Logic of Teaching Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.2 December 2017
> Phonetic Drop Quote I Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> Phonetic Drop Quote II Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.2 October 2024
> The Phonology Test Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> A Semi-Diagonal Latin Square Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
 
Berish, G.
> Metasyntactic Heuristics—An Idea Whose Time Has Come Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.2 October 2013
> Tenth Anniversary Testimonials Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
 
Bernini, Gianlorenzo
> Moving Greek Letters Babel I.1 March 1990
 
Bernstein-Hodson, Thomas Basil Callan
> O Socio, Socio! Wherefore art thou Socio? Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.4 March 2013
 
Berrie, Raz
> Childhood Phonology Exposure Causes Bilabial Trills at Breakfast Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
 
Bertha the Cake Cuddler
> If someone thinks colourless green... Speculative Grammarian CXCI.2 October 2021
 
Bertrom, Tiberius
> Linguomogy Speculative Grammarian CLX.1 October 2010
 
Bhoomer, Bhaby
> The Point of Articulation Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.3 September 2019
 
Bickford, Albert
> Grey Duck or Goose?—Mapping variation in a children’s game in Minnesota Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.4 January 2012
 
Bickford, Ollie
> Grey Duck or Goose?—Mapping variation in a children’s game in Minnesota Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.4 January 2012
> Teaching Linguistics in High School Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
 
Biden, Ng
> Ode to the Pedagogical Affordances of Government and Binding Theory for the Promotion of Syntactical Education and Awareness Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.2 October 2023
 
Bierce, Ambrose
> Ready! Fire! Aim!—A New Approach to Military Combat Using Language Science Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.3 March 2010
 
Bīīqr, Nonné Divz
> How Many Languages Do You Speak? Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
 
Binnick, Bob
> The Linguist’s Self-Definer for Humanistic Greek and Latin Lingo—and other terms Lingua Pranca June 1978
> Regarding the Development and Decay of Mongolian Vowel Harmony: with Special Reference to Copernicus and Galileo Collateral Descendant of Lingua Pranca October 2009
 
Binns, Cuthbert S.
> Desperatio Scholasticus: Cogitatio de Spiritus Grammaticae Speculative Grammarian CLXV.1 July 2012
 
Bird, J. L.
> A Prison Officer in the Syntax Jail Staff Cafeteria Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.3 February 2025
 
Bird, Larry James
> The Narcolinguistic Effects of Professional Athletic Strikes: The hidden danger of baseball—is your community safe? Speculative Grammarian CLXI.1 February 2011
 
Bishop, Charles
> “Language” Characteristics in Certain Higher Primates (Professors of Education) Son of Lingua Pranca November 1979
 
Ble, Hu B.
> Orbital Linguistics—A Report on the State of the Starfield Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.2 March 2012
 
Bleackley, Pete
> 27 Things Linguists Didn’t Know About Tea—Number 12 Made Me Cringe! Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.2 June 2015
> 27th International Conference on the Phonology of Acronyms—Code of Conduct Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
> Academic Conference Treasure Hunt Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.2 October 2023
> Always remember that case... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
> Ambiguous statements appal... Speculative Grammarian CXCII.3 December 2022
> Analytical language is flat... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.4 February 2019
> Ane Editorial Comment on the Lack of Fresh Victims Contributors—A Letter from Associate Editor Jonathan Downie Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
> As fond as I am of linguini... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
> At the end of a hard working day... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> Australians Reject “Drunk Strine” Claims Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> Automatic translation is fun!... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
> Bait Me Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> Barnyard Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
> Βέκος I Say So Speculative Grammarian CXC.4 Mid-July 2021
> By pedants we’ve often been taught... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.3 September 2019
> The C-Rhyme and Pun-ish-ment of St. Alvin Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> Calquing Greatness—How Other Fields Find Success Borrowing From Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CXCI.3 December 2021
> The Campaign for Phonemic Equality Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> The Chadic Substratum in English Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
> “Conlang” Added to Oxford English Dictionary—SpecGram Wire Services Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
> The Conlanger’s Pasta Machine Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> Conlanging I know not a thing on... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.1 May 2015
> Contrary to Popular Belief... Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.2 October 2024
> The Daughters of Corpus Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CXCII.4 March 2023
> Degenerative Grammar Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
> Dependency Length Minimisation Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> The Dictionary of What Things Should Mean—According to Non-Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.3 September 2018
> Doctor Johnson, as quick as a wink... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.2 October 2015
> An Englishman, hitting the bottle... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> Evidence of Extraterrestrial Contact in English Function Words Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.4 February 2018
> A fear that I get shortly after... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> Features of Tea: A Potted History Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.2 June 2015
> A field linguist fears there are bugs... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> Fleeing from dictats draconian... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.1 July 2019
> The Freelance Computational Linguist’s Lament Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.1 November 2019
> From the Archives!—Satirical Linguist’s Hat Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part I Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.4 June 2018
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part II Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.1 July 2018
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part III Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.4 February 2019
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part IV Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.2 April 2019
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part V Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.4 June 2019
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part VI Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.2 August 2019
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part VII Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.4 October 2019
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part VIII Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part IX Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.4 February 2020
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part X Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.2 April 2020
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part XI Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part XII Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.2 January 2021
> Good Enough for Folk Etymology—Part XIII Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.4 March 2021
> A grammar purported to show... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.1 March 2019
> Great Linguistics Movies and Their Famous Lines—Part I Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
> Great Linguistics Movies and Their Famous Lines—Part II Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> The hazard of writing a triolet... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
> Hazards of Fieldwork Among the Hiithrobnsn Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.2 October 2015
> How Many Languages Do You Speak? Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> How to (Not?) Cause Offence with Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.3 January 2024
> Hyperglot Derivatives Speculative Grammarian CXCI.1 September 2021
> I Heard It Through the Grapevine—Part I—A Survey of Current and Historical Evidentials Reportedly of Interest to Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> I Heard It Through the Grapevine—Part II—A Survey of Current and Historical Evidentials—Reportedly of Interest to Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> I know a conlanger who screams... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.1 May 2016
> I often get trapped in the bath... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
> I taught a gorilla to sign... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> I wish I’d ne’er taken the task... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> If reading in runes is a task... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.1 December 2020
> I’ll no longer go by four wheels... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
> In Defence of the Lexome Speculative Grammarian CXC.2 May 2021
> In the Cage with the Stochastic Parrot Speculative Grammarian CXCII.3 December 2022
> Indecency everything taints... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.3 January 2019
> It Was a Dark and Stormy Noun...—1985 Edition Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
> It Was a Dark and Stormy Noun...—1986 Edition Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> It’s an alien language, it seems... Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.3 January 2024
> It’s fiendish to translate a rhyme... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.1 December 2020
> I’ve just heard a polyglot moan... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.1 September 2016
> The Journal of Lockdown Linguistics (International Edition)—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.3 May 2020
> Language Made Difficult, Vol. XLV SpecGram Podcast December 2016
> Language Made Difficult, Vol. XLVI SpecGram Podcast December 2016
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.3 November 2013
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.2 October 2015
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.3 May 2018
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.2 August 2018
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.4 June 2020
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CXCI.1 September 2021
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.2 October 2024
> The life of a couple named Bement... Speculative Grammarian CXCII.2 September 2022
> A limerick, weighed ounce for ounce... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> A linguist exclaimed with invective... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.1 November 2018
> The Linguist Parallel Parking Challenge Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.1 March 2019
> A linguist went out on a bender... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.4 October 2018
> A linguist with whom I did sup... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> Linguistic (Fight) Clubs Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.4 October 2018
> Linguistic Fortune Cookies Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.1 July 2019
> Linguistic Lingerie Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
> Linguistic Old Wives Tales Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.3 May 2019
> Linguistic Sub-Fields Explained for the Research Novice Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.1 December 2020
> Linguistic Term Definitions for Dummies Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.4 April 2017
> The Linguistics Department Γυμνάσιον—A Guide for the Perplexed and Unretroflexed Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.3 February 2021
> Linguists on the Loose Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.1 March 2020
> Literally the Best Contronym Ever!—A Letter from Associate Editor Pete Bleackley Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.3 May 2018
> Little Known Facts About Famous Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.4 March 2021
> Macron to Face Le Pen in French Election Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> Meet the SpecGram Editors Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.3 January 2019
> Meeting Regulations for the International Ambiguity Society/Société d’Ambigüité Internationale Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
> Metasyntactic Heuristics—An Idea Whose Time Has Come Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.2 October 2013
> A millipede said, “I am beat!...” Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.4 June 2019
> Minimalism for Mimes Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
> A Morphosyntactic, Semantic, Pragmatic, Sociolinguistic and Literary Investigation into the Psycholinguistic Mechanisms Underlying English Puns Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
> My career choices must be reversed... Speculative Grammarian CXCII.4 March 2023
> My students can be argumentative... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.3 May 2020
> My theory, I thought, was profound... Speculative Grammarian CXCI.4 March 2022
> The Native American Origins of Jack and Jill Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
> A Natural History of the Wug Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> The Necessity of Sound Theoretical Frameworks in Linguistic Education Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.2 January 2013
> Nominative Determinism Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
> Notes on Arunta Morphology Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
> Nunavut Bans Twitter—SpecGram Wire Services Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> The Ockham Post Hoc–Gazette Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> On Being [-AGR]—How to Disagree in Linguistic Academese Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
> On the Mytholinguistic Significance of Butterflies Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
> One Hundred Words for Snowclone Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
> The Origin of Tonal Consonants in Native American Languages Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.2 August 2018
> Our regular column of verse... Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.2 October 2024
> Our script lacks the letters to mark... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.3 February 2021
> Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge Speculative Grammarian CXCII.1 June 2022
> Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge Speculative Grammarian CXCII.3 December 2022
> Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.1 June 2023
> Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.2 October 2023
> Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.3 January 2024
> Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.2 October 2024
> Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.3 February 2025
> Overheard in the SpecGram Editorial Lounge Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> Performance of “Features of Tea: A Potted History” SpecGram Podcast March 2016
> Performance of “Hazards of Fieldwork Among the Hiithrobnsn” SpecGram Podcast April 2016
> Performance of “The Necessity of Sound Theoretical Frameworks in Linguistic Education” SpecGram Podcast February 2015
> Performance of “Phonologist’s Shanty” SpecGram Podcast September 2015
> Philologists & Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.2 August 2019
> Phonologist’s Shanty Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> Phorensic Phonology Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.2 April 2018
> The Physics of Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.3 February 2021
> Polyglot Derivatives—Part I Speculative Grammarian CXC.1 April 2021
> Polyglot Derivatives—Part II Speculative Grammarian CXC.3 June 2021
> The Pragmatics of Noam Chomsky’s Menswear Criticism and Its Implications for Universal Grammar Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.3 January 2018
> Precise Quantification of Feline Comprehension of Human Language Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> The Prescriptivist Handbook, 213th Edition—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> A Proposal for an Academy to Regulate the French Language Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
> Proverbial Wisdom Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.3 February 2025
> QES to Retain Name Speculative Grammarian CXCII.3 December 2022
> A quarrel that’s hard to extinguish... Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.2 October 2023
> Questions to Ask After Any Linguistics Talk Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.2 August 2019
> Reasons Not to Study Linguistics—Part I Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.1 July 2019
> Reasons Not to Study Linguistics—Part II Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.3 September 2019
> Reasons Not to Study Linguistics—Part III Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.1 November 2019
> Reasons Not to Study Linguistics—Part IV Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.3 January 2020
> Recipes for Success!—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.1 November 2018
> Research That Counts Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> A Researcher’s Tale Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.3 January 2020
> Retractions, Rejections and Reconstructions: The Multiply Integrated Lives of Linguistics Texts—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.3 February 2025
> Retrofuturological Linguistics, Part I—The Future of Linguistics as Seen from the Past Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.3 January 2024
> Retrofuturological Linguistics, Part II—The Future of Linguistics as Seen from the Past Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> Reviewerish Field Notes Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> Romance Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.3 October 2020
> Roses are red... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.3 May 2019
> Row non-rhotic boats... Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.1 June 2023
> A sad lexicographer spoke... Speculative Grammarian CXC.3 June 2021
> Saving Endangered Languages with Prescriptivism Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> Scots Wikipedia Exposed As Fake Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.3 October 2020
> The sg-index—Separating the Wheat from the Chaff Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> Sharper Than the Serpent’s Tooth—A Letter from Associate Editor Pete Bleackley Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> Some Aspects of the Counting System of Nappaholihok Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> Some say that my tongue’s analytic... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
> SpecGram Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.3 May 2019
> SpecGram Dictionary of the Linguistics of Mythological Beasts—Volume Minus 4: The Minotaur Speculative Grammarian CXCII.2 September 2022
> SpecGram Dictionary of the Linguistics of Mythological Beasts—Volume 2: The Wyvern Speculative Grammarian CXCII.4 March 2023
> SpecGram Dictionary of the Linguistics of Mythological Beasts—Volume 87: The Werewolf Speculative Grammarian CXCII.1 June 2022
> The SpecGram Inquisition—Pete Bleackley Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.2 May 2013
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.3 June 2013
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> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.3 May 2018
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.4 June 2018
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.3 September 2018
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.1 November 2019
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.3 January 2020
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> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.3 May 2020
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> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.1 August 2020
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> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CXCI.1 September 2021
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.1 June 2023
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.1 July 2024
> A Speculative Scavenger Hunt Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.3 March 2016
> Spelling Made Simple Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> SPhLiMTic Glimpses Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.2 August 2018
> Super League of Linguistics Announced Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.2 October 2024
> “Systematic Suppletion: An Investigation of Ksotre Case Marking”—by Lawrence R. Muddybanks, Ph.D.—and—“On Apparent ‘Systematic Suppletion’ in Ksotre”—by Angus Æ. Balderdash, Esq. and Julienne Autolycus, Ph.D. Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.1 September 2014
> Tenth Anniversary Testimonials Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> A test of your linguistic bottle... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.3 March 2017
> There once was a curate of Kew... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.4 October 2019
> There once was a Franciscan friar... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> There once was a linguist called Noam... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.2 October 2014
> There once was a neogrammarian... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> There once was a scholar named Gandhi... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.4 April 2014
> There once were some NLP nerds... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
> There was an old fellow from SIL... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
> Things Not to Write on Your Funding Proposals—Part I Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.1 August 2020
> Things Not to Write on Your Funding Proposals—Part II Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.3 October 2020
> Things We All Take for Granted—A Letter from Supernumerary Editor Weirahl Innitto Gaither Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.3 May 2019
> This essay I worked on all night... Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.1 July 2024
> This paper you’ve given to me... Speculative Grammarian CXCI.2 October 2021
> This student should really have paid... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.1 March 2020
> This theory is just as as I feared... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> To Shreds, You Say?—The Impact of Poly-Catastrophic Mountaineering on Advances in Topographic Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.2 April 2018
> Top Tips For Linguists—Part I Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
> Top Tips For Linguists—Part II Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> The Topology of Syntax Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> Towards Gender Equality in Computational Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
> *Twinkle, twinkle, little star... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.3 August 2017
> A Typological Study of Inclusive Language Speculative Grammarian CXCI.2 October 2021
> Universal Grammar: A Metatheoretical Approach Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
> Unstressed vowels your words will not ornament... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.2 September 2020
> Vagarious Variable Vinegar Valentines Variety Vault Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.4 February 2020
> Van Orman Quine may think he’s funny... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.2 April 2018
> A Venery of Terms—Part I—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> A Venery of Terms—Part II—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> A Venery of Terms—Part III—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> We follow a simple template... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> A website made claims that we knew... Speculative Grammarian CXCI.3 December 2021
> What Does Linguistic Theory Mean in Practice?—An Elucidation and Realization of the Minimalist Program, Using Python Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> What Happens When Linguists Meet? Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.3 January 2019
> Whatever you happen to chat in... Speculative Grammarian CXCI.1 September 2021
> When Irregular Forms Become Productive Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.2 April 2020
> When Roget first wrote his Thesaurus... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.2 October 2013
> Why Movies Should Hire Conlangers Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.1 September 2016
> A wizard declared, “Very well!...” Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.4 March 2021
> The Words of the Prophets Are Written on the Restroom Walls... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.2 August 2018
> Ye Olde Punnery—The Jigglepike Fragment—SpecGram Wire Services Speculative Grammarian CLXX.1 May 2014
> You Have Two Cows... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.1 March 2020
> Your grammar and morals are lax... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
 
Bliffle-K’Taargh, Irene
> The publishing game can be farcical... Speculative Grammarian CXC.3 June 2021
 
Blister, Sr
> The Viva concluded thus, “Very nice...” Speculative Grammarian CXC.1 April 2021
 
Block, Mathew
> The Linguistic Big Crunch Speculative Grammarian CLIX.2 June 2010
 
BLOOM
> In the Cage with the Stochastic Parrot Speculative Grammarian CXCII.3 December 2022
 
Blumscote-Haverford, Nigel Cornelius
> The Gropes of Academe: Scenes of the Modern Academy Shadow-Boxing with Itself with One Hand Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
 
Boerger, Brenda H.
> At the LSA Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
> It’s not you Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.1 March 2019
> The Point of Articulation Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.3 September 2019
> Q Continuum Reaches Solomon Islands Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.σ Mid-December 2017
 
Bolson, Tennick
> Unu Mondo, Unu Lingvo, Sen Kulturo Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
 
Boozer, Don
> The Speculative Grammarian Essential Guide to Linguistics—A Review Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.1 September 2013
> Tenth Anniversary Testimonials Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
 
Bop, Frank
> It really is quite a long chore... Speculative Grammarian CXCII.3 December 2022
 
Borillo, Andrée
> Note on the peH3 Root in French Lingua Pranca June 1978
 
Bosch, Homonymus
> There was a young man from St. Paul... Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.3 February 2013
> A Tutor who tooted the flute... Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.3 February 2013
> Two Poemes from the Archivium Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.3 February 2013
 
Bothersome, Prof
> Welcome, freshmen, to the world... Speculative Grammarian CXC.1 April 2021
 
Bouchard, Virginia
> 27 Things Linguists Didn’t Know About Tea—Number 12 Made Me Cringe! Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.2 June 2015
> Aye wants when too college at Skidmore... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.3 May 2018
> Bait Me Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> The C-Rhyme and Pun-ish-ment of St. Alvin Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> Delivery Attempt Notification Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> Great Linguistics Movies and Their Famous Lines—Part I Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
> Great Linguistics Movies and Their Famous Lines—Part II Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> I Heard It Through the Grapevine—Part I—A Survey of Current and Historical Evidentials Reportedly of Interest to Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> I Heard It Through the Grapevine—Part II—A Survey of Current and Historical Evidentials—Reportedly of Interest to Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> “Is this your book?” a Welshman did pry... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> Minimalism for Mimes Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.4 April 2016
> My Name, the Performative Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.3 June 2013
> Reviewerish Field Notes Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> The sg-index—Separating the Wheat from the Chaff Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.1 September 2013
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> Spouses of Undomesticated Linguists: S.O.U.L. Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> A student linguist who just turned 19... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
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> There was once was a linguist whose strong point wasn’t brevity, man I mean he could go on for a while!... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
> Three linguists were left at the rapture... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> A Venery of Terms—Part I—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> A Venery of Terms—Part II—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> A Venery of Terms—Part III—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> Will the Real Linguists Please Stand Up? Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
 
Boudreaux, Margeaux
> Beware of those friends who are faux... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
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> Beware of those friends who are faux... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.3 November 2015
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Boutwell, George S.
> The Joy of Tax Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
 
Boyd, Joel
> Ten New Commandments for Linguists Collateral Descendant of Lingua Pranca October 2009
> To Be Or Not To Be Passivized Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.2 February 1989
 
Bozsahin, Cem
> A Brief History of Linguistics and of World’s Languages Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.2 March 2012
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> Quantum Mechanics for Linguists: Die Bauston Interpretation Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
 
Brechtal, Albrecht
> Palindromic Passivization—Overcoming the Computational Cost of So-Called “Center-Embedding” Passives Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.1 January 2010
 
Breit, Florian
> 27 Things Linguists Didn’t Know About Tea—Number 12 Made Me Cringe! Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.2 June 2015
> The CAPE of Good Hope—How Radical Lexicologists Restored My Faith in Humankind Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.2 April 2018
> Degenerative Grammar—Our Current State of Linguistic Degradation Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.4 March 2013
> The Dictionary of What Things Should Mean—According to Non-Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.3 September 2018
> Great Linguistics Movies and Their Famous Lines—Part I Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
> Great Linguistics Movies and Their Famous Lines—Part II Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> The Hegemony of American Coffee and the Fight for Universal Tea Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.2 June 2015
> How to Reply to Meaningless Conversational Openers: Authenticity Without Impoliteness—A Linguistic Approach Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.1 June 2023
> I Heard It Through the Grapevine—Part I—A Survey of Current and Historical Evidentials Reportedly of Interest to Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> I Heard It Through the Grapevine—Part II—A Survey of Current and Historical Evidentials—Reportedly of Interest to Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> It Was a Dark and Stormy Noun...—1985 Edition Speculative Grammarian CLXX.4 August 2014
> Linguistics Gaming Machines Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.1 July 2018
> A Natural History of the Wug Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> Obituary: Simon M. Tating Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.1 November 2012
> On Variation Under Earthlings Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.κ April 2012
> Once there stood a man in God-knows-where... Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.2 October 2013
> Overheard in the Lounge—“Occam’s Bolt Cutters” Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> People with Lack of Original Research Ideas Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
> Pragmatic Scientist Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> Recipes for Success!—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.1 November 2018
> Recruiting Linguistics Students: A Guide for Departments and Deans—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.1 September 2013
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.3 November 2013
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.3 May 2018
> The SpecGram Linguistic Advice Collective Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.3 September 2018
> SPhLiMTic Glimpses Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.2 August 2018
> A student linguist who just turned 19... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
> Tea: Supreme Ruler of the Morphemes Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.2 June 2015
> There was once an old Phonetician... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.3 September 2018
> Velum, Velum, Little Thing Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.2 January 2013
> A Venery of Terms—Part I—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> A Venery of Terms—Part II—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> A Venery of Terms—Part III—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> Which Tea You Should Be Drinking—A Guide by Linguistic Subdiscipline Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.2 June 2015
 
Brentley, Jim
> Conversations with the Arch-Linguist (Part 1) Langue du Monde XVI.4 September 1991
 
Brew, Chris
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.1 November 2018
> Reasons Not to Study Linguistics—Part III Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.1 November 2019
> Recipes for Success!—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.1 November 2018
> Safety precautions for data mining expeditions Speculative Grammarian CLIII.2 November 2007
 
Brierley, Mark
> Performance of “Ambiguity In Action: A Bawdy Count” SpecGram Podcast July 2015
> Performance of “The Original Language of Winnie-the-Pooh” SpecGram Podcast October 2013
> Performance of “Review of John Stuart Mill and the Temple of Doom” SpecGram Podcast September 2013
> The Texas World Cultural Festival and Poetry Recitation Competition SpecGram Podcast November 2014
> The Texas World Cultural Festival and Poetry Recitation Competition Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.ο Mid-October 2016
 
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> Doppler Adrenaline: Tone Acquisition Boot Camp Opens in Pitch Falls Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.2 October 2023
> Mistrial Declared in “NP-Drop Murder” Case; Linguist Sanctioned Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.1 July 2024
> New Study: In Some Languages, The Future Is Now Speculative Grammarian CXCII.1 June 2022
> Suprasegmental Supercollider Cancellation Sets Falling Tone in Syllabic Research Community Speculative Grammarian CXCI.4 March 2022
> WHOM’s to Blame? No, Sue’s to Blame! Speculative Grammarian CXCII.2 September 2022
 
Bross, Fabian
> The “Brezel-Rätsel”: How Sign Language Linguistics Can Solve Real-World Problems Speculative Grammarian CXCI.4 March 2022
 
Brown, Grammaticality
> Ask Grammaticality Brown Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.2 January 2021
> Grammaticality Brown Strikes Back Speculative Grammarian CXC.4 Mid-July 2021
> Organo-Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
 
Bruinne, Wulfila
> Rebus Speculative Grammarian CLVII.η July 2009
 
Brussels, Bruce B.
> The best monophthong—and by far... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.2 September 2020
 
Bryan, Rick
> Bewitched, Bothered, and Begoogled Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.1 October 2011
 
Bubo, B.
> A Possible Prional Source for Linguistic Degeneration from Prolonged Ailuric Exposure Speculative Grammarian CLIII.1 September 2007
 
Bucolicus, Betrand
> She sat down to compose a short idyll... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.4 March 2021
 
Buendía, Aureliano
> The Original Language of Winnie-the-Pooh Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.4 March 1998
 
Bull, Cecil Roderick
> The Most Unusual Creole of All: A Sociolinguistic Study Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.3 March 2017
 
Burke, Jeff
> Book Review: Van Der Fort’s Guide to Field Linguistics by J. S. S. van der Fort Speculative Grammarian CLXI.3 April 2011
> Examination of the Raartong Language VI: The Intoxicational Affix Speculative Grammarian CLXI.1 February 2011
> Reduplicated Algonquian Dinosaur Names Speculative Grammarian CLXI.4 May 2011
 
Burns, Harry
> What Happens When Linguists Meet? Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.3 January 2019
 
Burns, Rasmus
> My Love is Like a Colorless Green Simile Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.2 March 2012
 
Burton, Strang
> What Part of ‘No’ Don’t You Understand? Collateral Descendant of Lingua Pranca October 2009
 
Butcher, Mark
> On the Proto-Indo-European Origin of ‘Twerk’ Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.3 November 2013
 
Butterman, Horace
> On the Reality of Autosegmental Representation Langue du Monde XVI.4 September 1991
 
Buzzworth, Joe
> The Field Philologist Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.4 June 2020
 
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