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The 3x3 Men’s Room Chorus
> Performance of “Grammar Cop” SpecGram Podcast July 2015
 

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Abdal-Aziz, Yahya
> An Advance Critique of the Psammeticus Press Contrastive Grammars Series Series Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
> An Apology to Mathematicians—A Letter from the Apologetical Editor Speculative Grammarian CLVII.2 September 2009
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLV.4 February 2009
> Re: Choose Your Own Career in Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLII.1 January 2007
> The Stylistic Writing Academy of Academic Writing Style Speculative Grammarian CLVII.3 November 2009
 
Absolon the Epsilon
> Notes on Language and Contingency Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.1 November 2012
 
Abū Gida, α-Betty
> An Adaptation to the Cognitive Niche Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> All hail to our muse, great Nan Tucket... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> All linguists should share terminology... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> Cackalackadaisical Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.4 June 2019
> The Dark Side of Our ABC’s Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.3 January 2024
> Dub-a-dunk. Dub-a-dunk. Dub-a-dunk... Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.1 July 2024
> For the best of phonetical thrills... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
> An /h/-droppin’ linguist in Youston... Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.3 July 2015
> I am a big fan of recursion!... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.1 August 2020
> A linguist with many ideas anti-Chomsky... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
> Mavens—so quick to denunciate... Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.1 January 2016
> O Copier! My Copier! Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> She’s been told he’s The Linguist Almighty... Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> Short Southern vowels will get broken... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> Urging linguists to chase academia... Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.2 December 2017
> A young linguist named Maudible... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
 
Accurate, N.
> Falsehoods About Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CXCV.3 February 2026
 
ACME Construction Grammar, Inc.
> Introducing the Clue-by-Four™ Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.4 July 2025
 
ad Weisz, Haystie
> Quick Tips for Linguists and the Linguistics-Adjacent Speculative Grammarian CXCI.2 October 2021
 
Adams, Ansel
> Gavagai Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.1 March 1997
 
Adams, Jacob
> A Venery of Terms—Part III—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
 
Adnerb, Brennon
> At the LSA Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
 
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> 50 Schwas of Vowel Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.2 September 2020
> Abjad-Bits Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.3 September 2018
> Advertisements World of Language I.2 February 1991
> American Anthropophagist Speculative Grammarian CXLVII.1 January 1993
> Artik-U-l8 Phoneme Services Speculative Grammarian CXC.3 June 2021
> Auto-Orwelliscope Speculative Grammarian CXCV.3 February 2026
> The B-Cos® S-Mobile Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.2 August 2019
> Bestsellers of 2013—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> Bestsellers of 2014—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
> Bestsellers of 2015—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXV.2 February 2016
> Bestsellers of 2016—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.3 March 2017
> Bestsellers of 2017—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.3 January 2018
> Bestsellers of 2018—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.4 February 2019
> Blends for Friends—Winning Words for Wise Writers, Worthy Word Wranglers, and other Wanton Wrongdoers—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.1 November 2019
> Book Ads Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.1 March 1997
> Book Ads Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.2 January 1998
> The Business of Linguistics—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.3 March 2010
> Call for Manuscripts—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVI.3 May 2009
> The Capitol Area Linguistics League Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.2 February 1989
> Center Embedding Passives—A Call for Further Research Speculative Grammarian CLVI.2 April 2009
> The Chiasmus Linguistics Project—Book Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLI.4 October 2006
> The Chiasmus of the Month Award—Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.3 November 2009
> Classified Ads Linguist of Fortune I.1 November 1990
> Classified Ads Speculative Grammarian CLIII.3 January 2008
> Classified Advertisements Langue du Monde XVI.4 September 1991
> Classified Advertisements Speculative Grammarian CLIX.1 May 2010
> Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLV.1 September 2008
> Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
> Conlangers Anonymous Speculative Grammarian CLVII.4 December 2009
> The Conlanger’s Pasta Machine Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> Correlations in Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.1 July 2024
> Critical Readings in Linguistics Crossword Puzzle—Puzzle from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.η July 2009
> Davie Dunnit’s Disparaging Dictionary Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.2 January 2013
> DevanagBerries Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.1 July 2018
> Dialect Continuum Language Studies—Psammeticus Institute Speculative Grammarian CLIII.2 November 2007
> Dialect-Dependent Differences in Duration and Degree of Darkness—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVI.3 May 2009
> Do You Speak English XS? Speculative Grammarian CLXII.3 August 2011
> Ədvɚtəs’mənts Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.2 September 2020
> The Elizabethan Canuck: Linguistic Proof of Shakespeare’s Canadian Ancestry—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.4 June 2012
> An Etymological Dictionary of Cognitive-Stratificational Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CXLIX.2 April 2004
> The European Dialects of Cheese—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CL.3 July 2005
> EuroSprachGames—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.2 March 2012
> Even More Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.4 January 2012
> An Exciting Linguistics Investment Opportunity! Speculative Grammarian CXCI.4 March 2022
> The Fictional Foundations of Natural Language Processing—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.1 January 2010
> Fifty Grades of A Speculative Grammarian CLXV.1 July 2012
> The Future English Bible—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLX.4 January 2011
> Gee, Your Name Looks Funny!—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVI.2 April 2009
> German—English Großwörterbuch/Big Word Book—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.2 February 2010
> Grammars in Contrast Series Series—Series of Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLV.3 December 2008
> Grammatical Function-Changing Magic Show Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.3 January 2020
> The Γραμματο-Χαοτικον Long-Term Care Facility for Decommissioned Mad Social Scientists Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.2 June 2017
> Großwortbuch—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.3 March 2010
> The H-mility Index and Intellectual Discourse: Studies on the relationship between citation patterns and academic seniority—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.3 May 2012
> HAIRGEL: A Preview Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.1 March 2019
> Handbook for Linguistic Elicitation, Volume 28: Laziness and Inactivity—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.2 May 2013
> The Historicity of Texts and the Textuality of History—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.2 September 2009
> The History of Rome Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.2 August 2018
> The History of Rome Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> House of Pronouns Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.2 April 2018
> How to Cheat at Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CL.4 October 2005
> How to (Not?) Cause Offence with Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.3 January 2024
> iGrammoid Apps for Linguists and Linguistoids Speculative Grammarian CLXVI.4 March 2013
> The iLing BS Detection App Speculative Grammarian CLXV.2 August 2012
> In Need of Manuscripts—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.1 August 2009
> International Name Testing Service Speculative Grammarian CLII.2 March 2007
> An Interpreter’s Dictionary of Linguistic Argumentation—Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLIV.3 July 2008
> Introducing the Clue-by-Four™ Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.4 July 2025
> Introducing.. The SpecGram ⅔ Ellipsis™© Speculative Grammarian CLIX.2 June 2010
> An Introduction to Cagian Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXII.3 August 2011
> The Journal of Lockdown Linguistics (International Edition)—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.3 May 2020
> Laborers Needed Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
> Language Documentation Series—Call for Papers from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLI.3 July 2006
> Language Ecology and Language Zoology—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.2 March 2012
> Learn to Speak Swadesh in One Hundred Easy Lessons!—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLIX.1 May 2010
> Lɛ::ŋkθ Mɑ:rk Me::ɪl Ɛ:nhæ::nsmɛ:nt Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.1 October 2011
> The Lingo! A car designed for linguists... by linguists—Psammeticus Motors Speculative Grammarian CLII.1 January 2007
> LinguaDate Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.2 May 2013
> Linguistic Data Harvesters—John Deere Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.4 April 2010
> Linguistic Deskwork—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
> Linguistic Fortune Cookies Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.1 July 2019
> Linguistic Lingerie Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.4 October 2017
> Linguistic Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLII.1 January 2007
> Linguistic Rehab Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.2 February 2014
> Linguistica ad—New Journal Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLII.4 July 2007
> Linguistics for Lazy People—Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLIV.1 May 2008
> Linguistics Gaming Machines Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.1 July 2018
> Linguistics in Popular Culture Speculative Grammarian CLXV.4 October 2012
> Local Linguist Mom Discovers One Weird Trick for Deriving NLP Equations!—Computational Linguists Hate Her! Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.1 January 2014
> The Lost Lexicographer: Ambrose Bierce, Beelzebub, and Documentary Linguistics—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXV.3 September 2012
> The Mann de Man Language Institute Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.4 February 2019
> Mechanical Metaphors We Don’t Live By... But Should!—Book Announcement & Extended Preview from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.4 July 2025
> Micro-Commando Diachron-5 Auction Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
> Minomalism Rules!—Psammeticus Press Free Linguistic Ramblings Series Speculative Grammarian CLX.1 October 2010
> Money-Making Titles Series—Book Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLII.3 May 2007
> More EuroSprachGames—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.3 May 2012
> More of The Business of Linguistics—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLIX.2 June 2010
> More Self-Actualization for Linguists—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.1 January 2010
> More Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXII.2 July 2011
> Must Get Manuscripts/Fire Sale—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.2 September 2009
> Naggu Rotteya and the Grammarian’s Stone—Announcement from Scholartastic Books Speculative Grammarian CLVII.1 August 2009
> A New Publishing House—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
> Non-Syntactic Structures—Book Announcement from Socialist Republic Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.4 July 2025
> Notice of Services Offered Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.1 September 2015
> Now Playing at the Move-α-plex!—The Trill Hunter & Conan the Librarian Speculative Grammarian CLXII.4 September 2011
> Now Under New Management!—Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.4 December 2009
> Occam’s Blazers Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> Occam’s Phaser Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> Occam’s Phraser Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> Occam’s Safety Razor™ by Gillette Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> Occam’s Taser Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> The Ockham Post Hoc–Gazette Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> Ockham’s “Nay, Sir!” Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.2 December 2018
> An Optimality-Theoretic Account of the History of Linguistics: Past, Present, Future—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLI.2 April 2006
> The Other Sino-Tibetan Languages—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLII.2 March 2007
> Parenting Styles and Progeny Success—A Practical Guide to Broken-Record Parenting—The Linguistics Edition—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.3 November 2014
> People for the Ethical Treatment of Data Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.4 August 2013
> People for the Ethical Treatment of Wugs Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.4 June 2019
> People with Lack of Original Research Ideas Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.4 December 2013
> The Peristaltic Meditations of Noam Chomsky—Book Announcement from Xerus & Ratufa Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.1 January 2017
> The Phone-of-the-Month Club Collateral Descendant of Lingua Pranca October 2009
> Pluralses—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CL.2 April 2005
> Positions Available Psammeticus Quarterly XVI.3 May 1989
> Prädikatsaussage Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.1 March 2019
> Pragmatic Scientist Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> Prepositional Propositions: About, Of, On, Under, and In—Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLIII.3 January 2008
> The Prescriptivist Handbook, 213th Edition—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> Presuppositories for Felicitous Discourse Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVII.1 March 2020
> Psammeticus Press Warehouse Moving Sale Speculative Grammarian CXCV.3 February 2026
> Pumptilian Perniquity’s Comma Removal and Remediation Kit Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.1 May 2015
> Punct Rock—4 CD Collection! Speculative Grammarian CXCV.3 February 2026
> Realistic Linguistic Degrees Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.2 April 2019
> Recipes for Success!—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.1 November 2018
> Recruiting Linguistics Students: A Guide for Departments and Deans—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXIV.4 December 2015
> Relaunched Journal—Municipal Journal of Language Devolution Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.4 February 2018
> Retractions, Rejections and Reconstructions: The Multiply Integrated Lives of Linguistics Texts—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.3 February 2025
> Rosetta Stein—German Language Delivery System Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.1 November 2017
> Rosetta Stein—German Language Delivery System Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.2 December 2017
> Seeking 0.6 FTE Professor of Articulatory Phonetics/Articulated Lorry Driver Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.4 October 2019
> Seeking Part-Time Adjunct Professor of Tuxedo Textile Technologies/Statistics of Tactical Syntax Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
> Seeking Part-Time Tea Person/Interactional Linguist Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.4 June 2019
> Seeking Short-Term Provost/PA to the Provost Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.3 February 2021
> Smart Chimp Languages, Inc. Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.1 April 2013
> Snot-Caked Coke Nuggets XXIII Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.3 May 2019
> Son of SpeckGramm Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
> SpecGram Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLXII.2 July 2011
> SpecGram Classifieds Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIV.3 May 2019
> SpecGram Dialect Expertise Services Speculative Grammarian CLXII.1 June 2011
> SpecGram Estates—A Retirement Community By Linguists, For Linguists Speculative Grammarian CXCV.3 February 2026
> SpecGram Language Placement Services Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.3 September 2019
> SpecGram Suzie!—Psammeticus Entertainment Speculative Grammarian CLIII.4 March 2008
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.2 February 2010
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part IV—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.1 May 2016
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part V—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part VI—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.3 November 2016
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part VII—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.2 February 2017
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part VIII—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXVIII.4 April 2017
> Sprachgeist Guides for the Linguist on the Go!—Part IX—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.4 October 2018
> The Stylistic Writing Academy of Academic Writing Style Speculative Grammarian CLVII.3 November 2009
> Stymie Stylometry! Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> The Swiss Data Massage Villa Speculative Grammarian CLXVIII.1 September 2013
> SyllaBerries Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.3 May 2018
> SyllaBerries Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.4 June 2018
> Theoretische Beispiele und beispielhafte Theorien—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVI.4 June 2009
> They Don’t Have a Word for It—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLVII.4 December 2009
> Titles in Fantasy and Sci-Fi Linguistics—Announcement from Scholartastic Books Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
> Titles in Fantasy Linguistics—Announcement from Scholartastic Books Speculative Grammarian CLVII.2 September 2009
> Titles in Fantasy Linguistics—Announcement from Scholartastic Books Speculative Grammarian CLVII.3 November 2009
> Universal Grandma Speculative Grammarian CLXVII.1 April 2013
> Valence and Violence: How Language Shapes Political Acts—Book Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CLI.1 January 2006
> The Vowel Space DVD Boxed Set Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
> WANTED—STRONG COPYEDITORS! Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
> What is That Mess on the Cover?—The Speculative Grammarian Essential Guide to Linguistics Cover Contest Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
> Word-A-Day Mongolian Calendar Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.2 November 2011
> Word Problems for Linguists—Book Announcement from Panini Press Speculative Grammarian CXCV.2 November 2025
> Word-TV—Now A Wholly-Owned Subsidiary of SpecGramMedia Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.1 September 2016
> The Works of Dr. Abstreuss—Series Announcement from Psammeticus Press Speculative Grammarian CXC.1 April 2021
> You Can Earn A Degree In Languology Speculative Grammarian CLV.4 February 2009
 
Aelgh, Hugo
> Conversation as Paranoia Lingua Pranca June 1978
 
Affanita, Nyklus
> Black Box Testing in Linguistics Speculative Grammarian CLVIII.3 March 2010
 
Afiresay, Illiamway
> Linguists Need Prescriptivists (and probably Pig Latin, too) Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
 
Agerius, Aulus
> Words of Dubious Roman Origin Speculative Grammarian CLVII.η July 2009
 
Ἀγνωσῐ́ᾱ, Ἀλέξια
> In Defence of the Lexome Speculative Grammarian CXC.2 May 2021
 
Akde, Kmikhar
> Transparent Transformational Transitions—A Letter from Transient Editor Kmikhar Akde Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.3 February 2021
 
Albert, Morten H.
> A Corpus-Linguistic Approach to Demography Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
 
Albright, Sally
> What Happens When Linguists Meet? Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.3 January 2019
 
Allen, Bryan
> “Dear Grammy” Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.1 October 2011
> The Dictionary Code Speculative Grammarian CLIX.4 September 2010
> Dissection Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
> French Sues English Speculative Grammarian CLIX.2 June 2010
> Language Reviews Speculative Grammarian CLIX.3 July 2010
> Letters to the Editor Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.4 January 2012
> Performance of “Dissection” SpecGram Podcast September 2011
> A Poem Puzzle Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.1 February 2012
 
Almaguer-Reisdorf, Joyce
> The Texas World Cultural Festival and Poetry Recitation Competition SpecGram Podcast November 2014
 
Altaysh, X.
> A Venery of Terms—Part I—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> A Venery of Terms—Part II—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.3 July 2016
> A Venery of Terms—Part III—Collective Nouns for Linguists Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.4 August 2016
 
Ammon, M.
> Things Not to Write on Your Funding Proposals—Part I Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.1 August 2020
> Things Not to Write on Your Funding Proposals—Part II Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.3 October 2020
 
Amplin, Rex
> Everything Is Syntax Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.4 July 2025
 
Anderson, Iain Paul
> The Origin of Tonal Consonants in Native American Languages Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.2 August 2018
 
Andersson, Samuel
> The English Plural Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.2 April 2018
> The Nutritional Value of Phonemes Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIII.3 January 2019
> “What have humans not already written t?”... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
 
Anifesto, Ling M.
> Linguistics Manifesto Speculative Grammarian CLXI.2 March 2011
 
Announcements
> 2018 Conferences in Nerdolinguistics Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.1 March 2018
> 27th International Conference on the Phonology of Acronyms—Code of Conduct Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.2 October 2016
> Announcing the rebirth of Speculative Anthropologist!!! Speculative Grammarian CXLVIII.4 March 1998
> Arabic Numeral to Numeri++ Converter Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.4 February 2018
> The Campaign for Phonemic Equality Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
> Cancellation Notice: Philosophical Fight of the Century Postponed Indefinitely Speculative Grammarian CLXXXIX.3 February 2021
> Class Action Settlement Reached Speculative Grammarian CLIV.1 May 2008
> The First Annual SpecGram Phonological Spelling Bee Speculative Grammarian CLII.4 July 2007
> The Γραμματο-Χαοτικον Manifesto Speculative Grammarian CL.4 October 2005
> Language as a Virus from Space—A Symposium in Two Movements Speculative Grammarian CXLIX.4 October 2004
> Mad Libitum—A Sesquidecennial Refresh Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.1 July 2024
> Meeting Regulations for the International Ambiguity Society/Société d’Ambigüité Internationale Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.4 November 2020
> New Children’s Programming from SpecGram TV Speculative Grammarian CLXXIX.1 May 2017
> Notice of Disorder Quellment and Negotiated Objector Statement—Speculative Grammarian Task Force for Wanton Innovation v. Office of the Editor-in-Chief of Speculative Grammarian Speculative Grammarian CXCII.3 December 2022
> Obituary: Velma Hortensia Schleppengruber Speculative Grammarian CLXXXI.1 March 2018
> The Original English Movement Speculative Grammarian CXLIX.3 July 2004
> Οrthοɡrаphiс Ρеrplexеr Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.4 February 2018
> Research Assistants Are Being Paid Speculative Grammarian CLXXVII.4 December 2016
> Save the Adverbs Speculative Grammarian CLXXX.3 January 2018
> Speculative Grammarian International Academic and Very Clever Professorial International Linguistics Conference 2020 Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
> Speculative Grammarian International Academic and Very Clever Professorial International Linguistics Conference 2020—UPDATE Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.3 January 2020
> Speculative Grammarian to Cease Publication in December 2012 Speculative Grammarian CLXII.3 August 2011
> Spouses of Undomesticated Linguists: S.O.U.L. Speculative Grammarian CLXXVI.2 June 2016
 
Anonymous
> An Advance Critique of the Psammeticus Press Contrastive Grammars Series Series Speculative Grammarian CLVI.1 March 2009
> Collected Graphic Evidence Against the Existence of the Morphome Speculative Grammarian CLX.1 October 2010
> An Introduction to Linguistics in Haiku Form Speculative Grammarian CLIX.4 September 2010
> ODE TO ALCUIN Speculative Grammarian CLVI.2 April 2009
> Old Man Chomsky Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
> On Egslunce Speculative Grammarian CLXIV.4 June 2012
> Phonetics for the Hearing Impaired, an Autobiographical Case Study Speculative Grammarian CXLVII.3 March 1993
> Prescriptive Linguistics—The Future of our Field Speculative Grammarian CLXIII.3 December 2011
> Syntax Hole Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
> Untitled Langue du Monde XVI.4 September 1991
> A Yonge Philologiste’s First Drynkynge Poime Speculative Grammarian CL.1 January 2005
> Your Glottal Stop Better Words and Morphemes I.3 May 1991
 
Anonymous Journal Reader
> A propensity linguists have had... Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.4 July 2025
 
Anonymous Reviewer
> A propensity SpecGram has had... Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.4 July 2025
 
Anonymous, The Animal Communication Researcher
> There once was a curate of Kew... Speculative Grammarian CLXXXV.4 October 2019
 
Anonymous, the Backformologist
> Said a miser who sordidly mised... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.2 June 2014
 
Anonymous, the Child Language Aquisitionist
> Some triplets who live in Pará... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.3 July 2014
 
Anonymous, the Classicist Code Switcher
> Erat Romanorum dictator... Speculative Grammarian CLXX.1 May 2014
 
Anonymous, the Computational Linguist
> A comp’tational linguist of Boston... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.3 March 2015
 
Anonymous, the Formal Semanticist
> There once was an X from place B... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.3 March 2014
 
Anonymous, the Metrical Phonologist
> Of unstable footing young Yates... Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.4 December 2014
 
Anonymous, the Prosodologist
> There was a young man of Japan... Speculative Grammarian CLXIX.1 January 2014
 
Anonymous, the Speech Pathologist
> A man who lisped said to me: “Wunθ... Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.2 February 2015
 
Antwerp, Alex A.
> An inspired freshman linguist cried, “Aaaah!...” Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVIII.2 September 2020
 
Anwyth, Onfor
> The Ballad of Three-Tongued Ted Speculative Grammarian CLXXXVI.2 December 2019
 
ap Pythonius, Pythagorina P.
> It’s ... It’s ...!—A Linguistic Analysis of the Result of the Python Poll Speculative Grammarian CXC.3 June 2021
 
ap Zefeniah, Zepheniah
> Some say ‘zed’ while others say ‘zee’... Speculative Grammarian CXCIV.4 July 2025
 
Ἀπόστροφος, Ἔλλειψις
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> Συυιτχεροο—Ἄλφα Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> Συυιτχεροο—Βῆτα Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> Συυιτχεροο—Γάμμα—Double Trouble Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
 
Arcadopoulou, Arcadia
> There once was a teacher from Rome... Speculative Grammarian CXCII.2 September 2022
 
ArDerhill
> Auto-Orwelliscope Speculative Grammarian CXCV.3 February 2026
 
Arena, Bruce
> The Narcolinguistic Effects of Professional Athletic Strikes: The hidden danger of baseball—is your community safe? Speculative Grammarian CLXI.1 February 2011
 
Argyropoulou, D.
> Αντιγόνη—From an Optimal and Theoretical, Pluri- and Interdisciplinary As Well As Transversal Perspective Speculative Grammarian CLV.3 December 2008
 
Arian, Libby R.
> The Library of Never-Written Books, Part I Speculative Grammarian CXCV.1 September 2025
> The Library of Never-Written Books, Part II Speculative Grammarian CXCV.2 November 2025
 
Armentrout, Ruth
> T-Shirt Logos Son of Lingua Pranca November 1979
 
Arrator, Thé N.
> Linguistic (Fight) Clubs Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.4 October 2018
 
Asio, A.
> A Possible Prional Source for Linguistic Degeneration from Prolonged Ailuric Exposure Speculative Grammarian CLIII.1 September 2007
 
Associated Linguists Press
> Pragmatist Arrested, Charged Speculative Grammarian CLII.1 January 2007
 
Association of Overly Honest Linguists
> Press Conference Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.2 October 2023
 
Ἀστερίσκος, Ἔλλειψις
> Linguistically-Themed Pseudo-Nihonese Puzzles Speculative Grammarian CLXXI.1 September 2014
> Συυιτχεροο—Ἄλφα Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.1 January 2015
> Συυιτχεροο—Βῆτα Speculative Grammarian CLXXII.4 April 2015
> Συυιτχεροο—Γάμμα—Double Trouble Speculative Grammarian CLXXIII.4 August 2015
 
Athletesfoot, David
> Spore Theory: A Contribution to the Study of the Biological Foundations of Natural Language Son of Lingua Pranca November 1979
 
Att, Laurie
> Official SpecGram Poem: The Search Goes On Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.2 October 2023
 
Au, Mia
> Precise Quantification of Feline Comprehension of Human Language Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.4 April 2024
 
Auden, N.
> How to Reply to Meaningless Conversational Openers: Authenticity Without Impoliteness—A Linguistic Approach Speculative Grammarian CXCIII.1 June 2023
 
Augh, Cowell R.
> Where No Researcher Should Tread Speculative Grammarian CLVI.3 May 2009
 
Auld-Boomah, Krotchet E.
> Now They’re Killing Grammatical Distinctions Speculative Grammarian CLXXXII.4 October 2018
 
Autolycus, Julienne
> On Apparent “Systematic Suppletion” in Ksotre Speculative Grammarian CLII.4 July 2007
 
Aye, Meemigh Selfin
> An Argument for Them Speculative Grammarian CXLVII.3 March 1993
 
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