Quotes—Page 5: More of What People are Saying

Here are a few more of our favorite things people have said about Speculative Grammarian over the years, collected wild on the internet, or domesticated in email.

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Q944. Speaking of throat-clears, I suppose it would not be off-topic to make mention of [this] satirical article.

Mike Jones


Q943. Ha! That guy knows what’s up, Scots do talk funny.

SoKratez


Q942. Here’s an article you’ll like.

Pennwisedom


Q941. Recommended read: Divine Unification Grammar. To quote Homer Simpson, it’s funny because it’s true.

—Andrew Hardie


Q940. So far the best history of the early field I’ve read is from SpecGram (not joking!)

—Gretchen McCulloch


Q939. Ah, nerd humour. Love it.

—Trip Edington


Q938. Those fine academics at SpecGram have unearthed (and translated) a key historical document.

—Tony Braisby


Q937. That Monster Lingdoku made me laugh.

—Mededitor


Q936. This is the Best. Thing. Ever.

—GlobaLang


Q935. Alles im SpecGram ist ein Witz.

—LukasDanielKlausner


Q934. This classic satirical article from Speculative Grammarian illustrates the dangers in working from small data sets and assuming that your own subfield necessarily has the solutions to all the problems in linguistics. Or in other words, when you’re a syntactician, everything looks like a tree.

—AllThingsLinguistic


Q933. This seems accurate.

—The Ghost of ☈yan


Q932. SpecGram (The Onion, for linguists)

MIT Linguistics Society


Q931. Oh, SpecGram. I only understand about a quarter of what’s being said, but boy do I love it. My favorite is always Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know; I’m very proud of the fact that I at least know slightly more about linguistics than most of the stuff featured there.

alynnidalar


Q930. That ... article is pretty great.

MistakeNotDotDotDot


Q929. Why did nobody tell me about the SpecGram podcast? The O2 levels in my blood are depressed because I’m laughing too hard to breathe.

—Asymptotic Binary


Q928. SpecGram is a satirical organization, in case that’s not clear. Its purpose is humor, not truth.

sumelic


Q927. I laughed so much I almost spewed coffee out my nose.

—Jonathan Rogers


Q926. May “Language Made Difficult” (please) never die.

—Anya K.


Q925. Be sure to check out the Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know section, my personal favorite, with real (probably?) test answers from students.

alynnidalar


Q924. Wow, I wish I had seen this beforeit’s hilarious.

AcellOfllSpades


Q923. Blog? I think you mean highly respected and totally accurate journal of linguistics, friend. (Seriously, though, I’m a religious SpecGram reader. It’s brilliant.)

alynnidalar


Q922. I can’t tell if my linguistics background is screwing with my sense of humor, but I find the SpecGram list much much funnier than the [other] list.

kinguistics


Q921. Bona ekzemplo de satiro artikolo pri la lingvistiko.

—Mike Jones


Q920. Speculative Grammarian is the first scientific journal for satiric Linguistics. Funny and for free.

Constantin Freitag


Q919. I binge listened to the podcast a few months ago, and always look forward to new episodes. I love the humour and actually stop whatever I’m doing when LDL&L comes up so that I can play too!

—Lauralee


Q918. This evil genius has created The Compleat Encyclopaedia of Compendious Historical Lexicons of Obscure and Archaic Vernacular and Nomenclature. It is a website that will generate dictionary definitions for whatever nonsense words you throw at it, which certainly looks authoritative enough. It’s an easy way to win [at Scrabble]... but you’ll have to live with your hollow victory for the rest of your life.

James O’Malley


Q917. I am a big fan of the podcast you make, and every time I see a new episode of Language Made Difficult has come out my day is made.

—Tobias Högberg


Q916. Scrabble Cheater’s Dictionary, from the geniuses at SpecGram.

—Eric Bateman


Q915. Oh my god this is a thing of beauty. And I’m only barely linguistically-informed.

Gadit


Q914. Might as well make this the official Scrabble dictionary.

—nostrich


Q913. Binge listening is for when you don’t care about satiety.

—Lauralee


Q912. So...told a friend of mine about the big dolphin language conference. Told him I found out about it from the noted linguistics journal Speculative Grammarian. He congratulated me and said it must have been a blast. Thank you for many moments of hidden laughter!

Elyse Hendricks


Q911. Linguistics brings tears to your eyes, right?

—Mairead Whitford Jones


Q910. For serious lovers of language only...

Jeremy Wheeler


Q909. Some satirical linguistics for the advanced members.

I Correct Your Grammar Because I Love You


Q908. This is a neat little piece.

Pajama Tutors Language Learning


Q907. Linguists can be poets, too. Check out this contribution from Speculative Grammarian. Note the sly reference to Chomsky’s famous example (Colorless green ideas sleep furiously), as well as the nod toward the perils of language death.

English Department, Humanities, University of Puerto Rico, Rio Piedras


Q906. That is amazing and brilliant.

Teninten


Q905. I have lots of distaste reactions while actually reading it.

—H.D. Onesimus


Q904. Over at Speculative Grammarian, they’ve used the Language Change Algorithm to discover what English will sound like in the 22nd century. The results are striking.

Scott Scheule


Q903. Maybe it’s not all that accessible to the layman, but I’m a big fan of Speculative Grammarian. You’d need to have had a couple of introductory courses in linguistics to really grok the humor, though.

smokeshack


Q902. Delicate fun! Mandarin Tone in Historical Epic Quest Perspective.

Phonetics Weekly


Q901. Speculative Grammarian is lots of fun for the linguistically hip or hindered person.

AlphaDictionary


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Last updated Jan. 22, 2025.