Bric-a-Brain—A Shameless Plug from the Managing Editor
	Letters to the Editor
	Linguistic Emissions Reduction Sought—SpecGram Wire Services
	Moundsbar Consonantism—Metalleus
	Preliminary Report on B—, one of the Tantric languages of Hm-hmumble-rsia—Freya Shipley
	A Possible Prional Source for Linguistic Degeneration from Prolonged Ailuric Exposure—B. Bubo, T. Tyto, S. Strix, and A. Asio
	The Lexicalist Agenda—Exposing the Myths—Quentin Popinjay Snodgrass, Ph.D.
	The Hidden Language of Public Seduction—An Anthropological Linguistic Study of Spanyol—Claude Searsplainpockets
	Cartoon Theories of Linguistics—Part E—Phonetics vs. Phonology—Hilário Parenchyma, C.Phil.
	Monster LingDoku—Trey Jones
	Speculative Grammarian Archives