S
peculative
G
rammarian
Volume CXCV,
Number 1
September 2025
ISSN: 1938-0720
A Letter from Editor Emeritus Tim Pulju
Letters to the Editor
Linguimericks
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Book १०३
Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge
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Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV
Minute
DU
Mystery
PL
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The Case of the March Madness Murder
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D. J. Lobos
The Library of Never-
Written Books, Part I
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Beebly O’Gnost & Libby R. Arian
How to Write a
Speculative Grammarian
Article
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The Editors
The Solution to Poor Pedantry is... More, Better Pedantry
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Bück Würm, E. G. Ghed, and Petra Gogue
The Joke’s on Us! Part I
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Hugh Merrous, Joe King, and Belle E. Laffgh
Meeting Notes of the Société de Linguistique de Paris (c. 100,000 BCE)
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Avery Iger Professor-
of-
Linguistics-
at-
the-
University-
of-
Oxford
The Adventure of the Bandicoot Delivery
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John Watson, M.D.
Mix & Match §§§
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Max & Mitch Ninelette
Double-
Dot Wide Ling d’
Ꙫ
-ku
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Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur
Rasmus Rask Zigzag Puzzle XVIII
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Lila Rosa Grau
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