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Speculative Grammarian

Volume CXCV, Number 1

September 2025


ISSN: 1938-0720

  A Letter from Editor Emeritus Tim Pulju
  Letters to the Editor
  Linguimericks—Book १०३
  Overheard in the Linguistics Student Lounge—Chesterton Wilburfors Gilchrist, IV
  MinuteDU MysteryPL—The Case of the March Madness Murder—D. J. Lobos
  The Library of Never-Written Books, Part I—Beebly O’Gnost & Libby R. Arian
  How to Write a Speculative Grammarian Article—The Editors
  The Solution to Poor Pedantry is... More, Better Pedantry—Bück Würm, E. G. Ghed, and Petra Gogue
  The Joke’s on Us! Part I—Hugh Merrous, Joe King, and Belle E. Laffgh
  Meeting Notes of the Société de Linguistique de Paris (c. 100,000 BCE)—Avery Iger Professor-of-Linguistics-at-the-University-of-Oxford
  The Adventure of the Bandicoot Delivery—John Watson, M.D.
  Mix & Match §§§—Max & Mitch Ninelette
  Double-Dot Wide Ling d’Ꙫ-ku—Ulfheðnar ber Sarkur
  Rasmus Rask Zigzag Puzzle XVIII—Lila Rosa Grau
  Previous Puzzle Solutions—The SpecGram Puzzle Elves™
  Endnotes